Beauty and the Beauty on 'Ever After'

Where do you live? The city, the burbs, or the country? Elsewhere? In any case, Cat is set in her ways, and the one place she would least like to live is the place she gets sent to—the burbs. You would think that having Vincent there with her would make it worth giving it a shot though... If you have not yet watched the episode you can do so here. Otherwise, read on for our thoughts on the episode.

Sarah:
Okay! Ready! Queued

Christine:
Queued

Sarah:
3,
2,
1,

Christine:
*head nod*
So last episode was amaze

Sarah:
Yeah until Gabe killed that poor man

Christine:
Oh that was awful

Cat waits for her lover at the pavilion.

Sarah:
As if cat just took V down! Hottake down
Vincent explains that there is now a larger reward on his head. They discuss the likelihood of the exoneration coming through and their shot at living a normal life together.

Christine:
It'd be hilarious is she turned him in for 100k

Sarah:
I need the cash bro!
I just don’t feel like she grabs his ass as much as she shouldgrab his assChristine:
Yeah that's a real problem.
She should turn him in, get the money, he'll break out and they'll use the money to retire.

Their conversation about being “normal” is interrupted by Tess, who calls Cat to let her know that the witness has disappeared.
Tess
Sarah:
Teeessss!
Gabe is a monster

Christine:
I want to do a "woot woot!" everytime Tess is on screen

Sarah:
Same

Christine:
There's no going back for Gabe

Sarah:
He may as well inject himself and revert back to Beast to match the inside of himself

Christine:
He WISHES
He's gone looney tunes

While Cat and Vincent head out to track down the witness, Gabe scrambles through some papers at his house; is paid a visit by Tess.
Gabe loves paperwork
Sarah:
Gabe is losing his shit

Christine:
All of this because Cat didn't want to date him. Was it worth it?

Sarah:
Gabe's been a bad boy. It just can't have been worth it
Don't make this harder than it has to beGabe is led away in handcuffs for questioning about the disappearance of the witness. Vincent and Cat get started on tracking at the witness house.

Christine:
LOVE the door kick down
I wish he just kicked every door down
keys to the citySarah:
Even when he is just cruising in for a dinner party?

Christine:
Especially then - enters with a door kick down> exits through the window> pin dives off the roof.

Vincent flashes back and sees that Gabe did in fact kill Jack, but they have no evidence to prove as much. While questioning Gabe about the crime, Tess receives a message from Cat.
Gabe killed witness
Sarah:
How are they going to prove that Gabe did this?

Sarah:
Text message! case closed.

Christine:
I'm pretty sure it's not all Cat obsession at this point. I think it's a "can never shake the beast inside" thing

Sarah:
It’s a Vincent obsession - he is pissed that he was not as good a beast as Vincent

Christine:
Totally jelly

Sarah:
Ha this Captain is just like WHAAAT
Captain
Captain 2
Sarah:
Gabe is just a straight up bad guy (like I’ve ALWAYS said)

Christine:
I was blinded by my Vincent distaste

Sarah:
At the core, Vincent is a good guy

Christine:
I agree, but you judge people by what they do and not who they are! And Vinnie's done some shameful shit

Sarah:
Under the influence of other people’s control!
Oh great THIS GUY. Shut up!
this guyChristine:
Get the pitchforks!

After being spotted on the street, Vincent and Catherine take refuge in FBI agent Knox, who suggests they go in a witness relocation program to lay low while he tries to push through the exoneration.

Sarah:
Ahhh Knox! my fave dude

Christine:
Who is this guy again?
killing me hereSarah:
He is the FBI agent who is trying to push through the exoneration but Gabe is blocking it

Christine:
Ohhh right
How many more eps does Gabe live? I'm guessing 1

Sarah:
You think? There are 2 left, I think

Christine:
Maybe the finale? Do you think he'll last that long?

Sarah:
I do, I can't imagine what else they are building towards
Do you like Cat's jacket?

Christine:
Love it!

Sarah:
They are going to vanish to the burbs! As if - these two hate to vanish

Vincent and Cat let the gang know that they are peacing out to start a new life without them in the burbs. JT promises he will continue on where Vincent left off with the tracking of the dead witness.

Sarah:
JT's back!
minivanChristine:
'White picket fences and labradoodles'

Sarah:
Hahah "you'll get bored". I think that is the least of their worries - boredom

Christine:
Right? Plus Vinnie loves video games. He'll be fine

Sarah:
She better put on an apron!
They better make some babies!

Christine:
Farmers market, Tim Hortons, life in the bag, lil beasts

Sarah:
Cut the grass and "Honeeyyyyyy I'm HOoommmmeeee"

Christine:
Running around the yard
Put out the garbage
Paint the garage

Meanwhile Gabe makes an effort to try and find Vincent and Cat.

Sarah:
UM UMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Did he just say what I think he said?
It's Gabe yoChristine:
Is Gabe REALLY just stopping by?
GABE IN THA HOUSE

Sarah:
What an asshole - he is NOT allowed in there. AND he is rifling through her stuff! Nosy.

When he can’t locate Cat (or Vincent) in her apartment, Gabe starts interrogating the neighbour.
neighbour lady
Christine:
I like how her neighbour is in full cocktail wear

Sarah:
BAAAhah "she loooves the roof:"

Christine:
How have we not seen this neighbour before?

Sarah:
I have no idea - too busy at the club to be hip to all of the shenanigans

Christine:
Just in her pink apartment wearing evening gowns

Cat and Vincent roll up to their new digs - AKA “the FBI’s version of normal”
new house
Christine:
Playing house! cute

Sarah:
ohmyGOD
we're heeereChristine:
Cat can't deal with it
marriedSarah:
They NEED to start a "Desperate Beastwives" series with these two at the center

Christine:
Yesss!

Sarah:
And right now they need to just go ahead and christen the house
get used to itChristine:
#fanfic #fanfic
with banging?

Sarah:
Yep!

The next morning…
ROBE
Sarah:
LOL nice whistle into the room. He MUST have got laid.
HELLO ROBE

Christine:
Nice FIBER CEREAL

Sarah:
ew

Christine:
"hm, fiber"

Sarah:
Vincent is SO into hanging out in the burbs in a robe
Veronica Vaughn!!! Porno name

Christine:
Vincent is obsessed with food

Sarah:
They are already in a suburban fight!

Back in the city, JT sets out to try and track down the witness body, without the help of Vincent.
tracking gabe
Sarah:
Someone got JT a leather

Christine:
Tess?

Sarah:
Perhaps

Christine:
3 week anniversary gift

Sarah:
Just inject yourself JT. Become a beast. Join the crowd

Christine:
I don't think Tess would be down with dating a beast

Sarah:
Yeah you're probably right

Back in the burbs Vincent and Cat meet the neighbours.
neighbours
Christine:
Do none of these people recognize America's most wanted fugitive?

Sarah:
Apparently not
He did it!!! "HONEYYYY!!!" Cat is the worst "housewife”

Christine:
It does not suit her

Sarah:
None of those boxes will ever be unpacked
I don't trust these two neighbours. Like, where’s the casserole

Christine:
Honestly. Get out. Come back w/casserole

Sarah:
GET OUT

JT makes a break in his tracking case, and explains to Tess that Gabe must have incinerated the body in the dungeon.

Sarah:
Oh god JT - why make a physical bristol board copy?
tracking bristol boardChristine:
For us watching

Sarah:
Ha right

Christine:
Also to impress Tess

Sarah:
But will it work? Gabe is sick

Christine:
Ew gross Gabe
evidenceSarah:
Gabe in a car - EVIDENCE

JT and Tess head to the dungeon to try and find the body. Meanwhile, back to the boring lives of VinCat in the burbs.

Christine:
Vincent is really embracing the burbs.
burbsChristine:
Why aren't they just in bed with each other this whole time? They've honestly probably had sex less than ten times

Sarah:
I DON’T KNOW! So many rooms there that they could be banging in!

While the two are hanging out, each trying to enjoy their drinks in separate rooms, they hear shots ring out.
barbie and ken
They head across the street to find that their neighbour has been shot.

Christine:
Trouble finds these two wherever they go.
MurderThe next morning, Vincent finds Cat still awake trying to figure out why the man across the street was shot. 

Christine:
ROBE
couldnt sleepSarah:
Honey, come back to bed
HONEY COME TO BED
This is the first time these two have ever lived together and they are just blowing it.
It should be all baths, showers, bedtime and movie watching

Christine:
Now would be the time

Sarah:
I actually prefer the name "Ronnie" in lieu of Veronica

Christine:
Ronnie's a cool name

Sarah:
Just for a girl though

Vincent tries to convince Cat to stop getting involved so that she doesn’t blow their cover. But she just can’t help sticking her nose into it.
nosy neighbour
Christine:
"nosy neighbour"

Sarah:
10 bucks! Take the bet Vincent!

Cat bets Vincent that the wife was involved and had her husband killed. He doesn’t believe it and begs her to stay out of it.

Sarah:
She is being a bit of a drama queen

Christine:
#addictedtojustice

Sarah:
He is just trying to avoid trouble
Remember, he did successfully hide out for 10 YEARS without her

Christine:
TRUE

Sarah:
Cat came into the picture and exposed him hard to a whole lotta shit

In the city, Tess and JT manage to locate some cremated bones that they believe belong to Jack the witness.
bones
Christine:
ewwwww bones

But Gabe seems to have been waiting there for them, and makes a series of threats that range from killing them, to exposing them all.
exposed
Christine:
GABE

Sarah:
Fack

Christine:
Why was he just hanging out in this dungeon?

Sarah:
Waiting for Vincent so he could kill him

Christine:
riiiiiight

Sarah:
See? Gabe is OBSESSED with Vincent

Christine:
He's gone totally bananas

Sarah:
Is he gonna kill them too?

Christine:
Does he think he's gonna kill Vinnie and cat will be like "oh well, want to go to Mexico again?"

Sarah:
He just walked away?

Christine:
He’s going to expose them all by exposing the dungeon. AND BEASTS.

Cat tracks down the burbs Deputy to dig deeper into the Harris shooting case.

Sarah:
This guy is a total dork

Christine:
He just doesn't want paper work

Vincent, left alone by Cat, starts to lose it a little himself.
talking to a fish
Sarah:
Awwwe poor Vincent

Christine:
Talking to himself? Talking to a fish?!?!??
1 day in suburbia

Sarah:
That's all it takes. ONE DAY

So he decides to go straight to the desperate housewife herself to get the truth about the shooting.

Sarah:
This lady was hoping this was a booty call
kill your husbandChristine:
Really bad timing for this suburban lady. That a cop and Beast duo moved in next door the day she plans to off her husband.

Sarah:
I just don’t know why Cat needs to be involved though.

Christine:
Oh the cop is involved!

When Cat goes too far in her “interrogation” of the Deputy, she finds out that him and desperate housewife had the husband killed, and he makes an attempt to off Cat.
more shooting
Sarah:
Vincent where are you!
Shit

Christine:
Wtvr, cat can take this rent-a-cop no prob

Sarah:
True, she has taken on way worse

Christine:
How does the cop think he's going to explain this?

Vincent shows up in time to Beast flip the cop out of the way (even though we know Cat could have taken him). They make up, and decide to go home. To real home.
Hugging amongst the dead
Christine:
Excellent Beast toss

Sarah:
Of course Cat blew their cover. Okay, time to go home and have a bath!

Christine:
Go home to JT and a Juice box
poutingSarah:
Like a little kid pouting
"Plus they were getting shot at" - always a good reason to come back to Manhattan.

Christine:
There's a lot of people sulking on couches eating snacks in this show, eh?

Sarah:
Love it

Christine:
Yeah very #real

Sarah:
#reallife is moping around on the couch when exonerations and beast plots don’t go your way.

Vincent and Cat are back in the city even though it is not safe for Vincent on account of Gabe.

Sarah:
Vincent GET OFF THE STREET
get off the streetChristine:
SERIOUSLY

Sarah:
He should grow a full beard as a disguise...or maybe just have a moustache

Christine:
A goatee

Sarah:
I haven’t seen his abs in WAYYYY too long

Christine:
GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT

Thanks for reading friends! We may be a little late on posting next week as we will be away for the Canada Day long weekend, sunning ourselves on a dock somewhere. Get jealous! HBD Canada!

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