Beauty and the Beauty on 'Cold Case'

Children of the Beast did you enjoy this episode? It ALMOST had it all. I think we all know what it was missing though right? BANGING! ....and JT. If you have not yet watched the episode you can do so here. Otherwise, read on for our thoughts on the episode.

Sarah:
I AM READYYYY. Guess who's back in town this week?

Christine:
Who??

Sarah:
HEathRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Christine:
No way!!!
(っ◕‿◕)っ love Heather

Sarah:
Perhaps if Gabe had gone for Heather, we wouldn’t have this mess on our hands and everyone would be enjoying dinner together.

Christine:
True

Sarah:
She never should have left

Christine:
Gabe is worse than my ex and that is saying A LOT

Sarah:
He has really gone off the rails
Remember back when we first met him and he didn’t have a shirt on
and we were all “oh, man candy” and then he spiraled and NEVER GOT BETTER THAN THAT MOMENT
Topless GabeChristine:
YES

Sarah:
Okay! As long as we remember that

Christine:
I was on team Gabe and he RUINED it

Sarah:
Cherish the mems
Ready?

Christine:
Ready!

Cat gets tailed by her own precinct while she drives to her house. She guns through a red light in order to make it home in time for a quick Vincent visit.

Sarah:
Wallace is on her tail. Name your first born Wallace I dare you

Christine:
Typical Wallace
I might, as a homage to The Wire

Sarah:
I guess these are the stolen moments they were talking about. Watch your back Tess!
tell V I say hiOnce at her place, Cat is surprised to find Heather there waiting for her.

Sarah:
WOAH cute bob!
Classic HeatherChristine:
I see her fashion sense has NOT improved

Sarah:
Not sure about that peter pan collar

Christine:
She's engaged!

Sarah:
WEDDING TIMES
Gettin MarriedCat races to her roof to catch Vincent before he flies away.

Christine:
FINALLY

Sarah:
That leap over the wall was ridiculous
ledge leaper
Christine:
If I was searching for Vincent, I'd have cameras all over that roof

Sarah:
That is where he ALWAYS is!
I NEED to know how he caught that getaway bag
wait your bag.gif
Christine:
Maybe he has a tail? And he just like, tail whipped it

When Cat gets back to her apartment, she finds Heather watching the news, and quickly turns it off before she sees too much.
WANTED
Sarah:
Heather, stop being so nosy and tell us what is going on with this dress

Christine:
"So your ex is a murderer? no biiig"

Sarah:
Did you tie the collar on yourself? Because it seems like you did...

While Heather tries to fill Cat in on what is going on with her life, she is interrupted by an emergency text from Tess. Cat races in to work, to find that she has been suspended for “aiding and abetting a criminal”
precinct now
Christine:
This is why I hate Vincent, Cat just ignores everyone else in her life for him
why are you two doing itChristine:
Gabe SHUT UP

Sarah:
Slap him again Cat! Woops, suspennnsionnnnn
What about Tess, is she suspended too?

Christine:
I guess. Sucks for Tess

Sarah:
Not really fair, but ok

Cat and Vincent meet up at a pavilion somewhere, and hatch a plan to expose Gabe’s past.

Sarah:
Oh haaayyyy Vincent! Wait enough with that hat lover

Christine:
I thought you liked that hat? At least it's not a newsies cap

Sarah:
Cat FINALLY has listened to us
Going on the offense!tail chasersChristine:
Yup

Back at the precinct, Gabe insists that they put more resources on tailing Cat. Heather wanders in looking for Cat and instead, finds Gabe.

Sarah:
Oh these writers - so many tail puns!
"tailing cat"

Christine:
Gabe is off the deep end

Sarah:
He is seriously losing it

Christine:
I don't think he'll survive the season

Sarah:
OH REALLY. Well he certainly needs to get laid
WHY didn’t these two ever get together?
Gabe and HeatherChristine:
Would have saved so much trouble
Don’t even be nice to her sister!

Sarah:
Stop telling Cat's stories!

Christine:
And change your dumb shirt

Sarah:
These two are a match made in fashion-hell heaven

Gabe blows Cat's cover and tells Heather about the suspension. Meanwhile, Cat calls Vincent, who is at JT’s place pounding gummy worms. While on the horn with V, Cat searches the NYPD database to look for an unsolved murder that Gabe committed.

Sarah:
Don’t these two want to bang? Why aren’t they meeting up IRL

Christine:
Too many distractions from the banging

Sarah:
Ohhh diggin’ up the old cases!
Cat's hair
Christine:
She's never had a bad hair day in her life

Sarah:
Gabe is OBSESSED with Cat. What a stalker
IF he was a beast, he could just track her down

Christine:
Gabe has really conveniently forgot he killed a bunch of people

Sarah:
But now he has been tipped off

While Cat runs around trying to prove Gabe guilty, she has Tess meet up with her sister for her.
moping heather
Sarah:
Heather moping - what a surprise
If I were Heather, I would be STOKED that Cat sent Tess and would co-opt her as my bestie

Christine:
Do you think Heather will leave before Cat knows shes engaged?

Sarah:
Nah, Heather is waving that thing around like it's the Olympic torch.
Anyway, Tess and I would go shopping, and drinking, and bar hopping

Christine:
For sure

When Heather calls Tess out on lying about Cat’s suspension, Tess breaks and tells Heather the truth about Cat being in love with Vincent.

Sarah:
Heather wants to help? How the hell can Heather help exactly?

Christine:
bahah

Sarah:
Ulgh Tessssss

Christine:
Probs shoulda just kept lying to Heather

Sarah:
Damage control that shit Tess

Heather storms off in a “I am going to kill her” huff. Elsewhere Gabe is flashing back to when he killed Ray. He calls up Tom Sheckman to try and convince him that it was actually Vincent who killed his brother.

Sarah:
Ohhh Evil Gabe!

Christine:
Evil Gabe was better than wanker Gabe

Sarah:
At least Evil Gabe owns it - right now he is just being a little weiner

Christine:
Yuup l'il weeny

Sarah:
I loove that this dude just hangs out in a room with guns all over the wall like he is the President of DANGER
bad guysChristine:
Why can't Gabe just find a new girlfriend? Go on E-Harmony

Sarah:
Or Match.com, Jdate, Tinder
ANYTHING

Christine:
Plenty of Fish for god's sake!

Sarah:
Plenty of Beasts!

Christine:
I bet Cat would love a Beast Tinder

Cat and Vincent visit the scene of the Ray Sheckman crime, and Vincent’s tracking abilities tell him that there was in fact a witness to the murder.

Sarah:
Can I get a WITNESSSS
Beasts are the best (accept when they are Gabe)

Christine:
Too much dramacinderella's shoeHeather locates Cat and Vincent while they are on the cold case, and immediately runs away from them. Cat catches up with her at the coffee shop and makes a solid attempt at telling the truth.

Sarah:
Heather. You can’t go all that way just to storm off. Talk about drama.

Christine:
Honestly

Sarah:
They should have a double wedding

Christine:
Cat still has to let her know Vincent is a Beast

Sarah:
Vincent is a GOOD GUY, and no one knows

Christine:
Is he?

Sarah:
He is a good beast haha
YES DAMMIT!

Christine:
Whatever~~

Sarah:
Is Cat gonna go back to the beginning? Oh yep - she is
self defenseChristine:
Full truth

Sarah:
Good

Christine:
Oh boy
Heather is like "wtf" haha

Sarah:
She is going to have Cat committed

Christine:
I would too!

Sarah:
Heather has always been a little annoying IMO. Just pesky - belongs with Gabe

Christine:
If we don't get a wedding dress shopping montage this episode I am going to BEAST OUT

Heather storms off (again). Meanwhile, Gabe meets with Tom Sheckman to convince him that Vincent murdered his brother. Gabe drops Heather's name as a witness and gets Tom to go after her.

Sarah:
Bahaha this is not a legit biz
Keller did itSarah:
I want Gabe to get busted SO BAD
I want him to slink away with his tail between his legs

Christine:
Oh no Heather!

Sarah:
Too far Gabe! Do you think Heather is going to die?

Christine:
Nahh

Sarah:
I certainly hope not

Christine:
But she'll probably realize Cat is not lying to her about the whole Beast thing

Sarah:
Ahhhh yesss true
I will be very frustrated if this doesn't turn out in VinCat's favour

Vincent and Cat hit up the suburbs with their Cinderella shoe to try to get the witness to ID Gabe as the murderer.

Christine:
Where did cat get that photo of Gabe? Did she just having it lying around?
Gabe photoSarah:
It's the same one he had on his own wall in his office - maybe she took a pic of the pic

Christine:
Maaaybe

The witness recounts his side of the story for Cat.

Sarah:
Beast Gabe!
Beast GabeChristine:
He was so evil!

Sarah:
He is scarrryyyyy

Christine:
How did this dude even get away!

Sarah:
That poor guy!

Christine:
Gabe ruined his life. Life ruiner!

Sarah:
Ulgh!!!!

Heather tries on wedding dresses alone, and while doing so, gets an unexpected visitor.heather in a wedding dress
Christine:
I like that dress

Sarah:
Not into the fit and flare
OMG
creeepyyyChristine:
So creeepy

Sarah:
Vincent is going to have to save her AGAIN
Captured in a wedding dress - she is going to have to pay for that!

Christine:
At least it doesn't have a clown collar

Tom Sheckman gives Cat a shout and let’s her know that he has her sister, and that in order to save her, Vincent has to come and get her.

Sarah:
Vincent, get off the street
tracking heatherChristine:
Yeah you're a wanted criminal!

Sarah:
OH look! Here is a clue tied to this pole
a clueChristine:
I guess most people in NYC just don't want to be bothered with obvious kidnapping clues.

Vincent finds Heather, but when he makes an attempt to save her, he is caught and trapped in the Beast cell with her.

Sarah:
Vincent be careful!
trappedChristine:
That noise he made after punching!

Sarah:
HA that was a squeal

Christine:
Hilarious
uh oh a bomb

Sarah:
Why would this dude listen to Gabe and not to Vincent? HE HAS A WITNESS

Christine:
This guy

Tom sets up a bomb without listening to Vincent’s plea regarding the witness. Cat arrives on scene and takes on the Sheckman clan, while Vincent Beasts out in front of Heather to get them out of there.

Christine:
How could Gabe not foresee this? Blinded by jealousy

Sarah:
How is this protecting ANYONE Gabe.
Come on Vincent!!!! You can do it!!!
you can do it VChristine:
Why can't Vincent just knock down the door

Sarah:
bahahahahaa I am DYING - imagine you were Heather!!

Christine:
oop there he goes!
trapped with a beastSarah:
He is really wearing himself out on that door

Christine:
SoOoOo many great beast grunts this episodehear me roarSarah:
Yessssssss. WAIT NOOOOo is he going to be okay?

Heather runs out leaving behind a massive explosion...and Vincent.

Christine:
It’s just an explosion he can handle it
heather is safeSarah:
He is hot, that's who Heather. literally on fire
little help pleaseVincent emerges from the explosion unscathed. Heather and Cat have some wine times.

Christine:
I like how they're just making peace over some wine
pour some moreSarah:
That's what I would do!
It’s going to take about 8 bottles to get through the whole story

Christine:
I'm more of a red fan, myself

Sarah:
I mean, what about when she gets to the gem part.

Christine:
...aaannnd then there was this beast collar...

Sarah:
Vincent has saved Heather's life twice now

Christine:
Cat, I'm pretty sure you only date bad guys

Sarah:
HEY

At the precinct, the witness comes forward and identifies Gabe in a lineup as the Ray Sheckman murderer.
number four
Christine:
Busted!!

Sarah:
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Christine:
He WISHES he could beast out right now
WOWOWOWO

Sarah:
LOOVE IT. Taste of his own medicine

Christine:
Yeah that's his own damn fault

Vincent pops back up on Cat’s roof, for another stolen moment.

Sarah:
Are they going to sleep together tonight?

Christine:
How many times do you think they’ve banged in their 3 year relationship? Like 5?

Sarah:
See?? “I'm Sleeping with a fugitive” - Cat. "Not lately" - Vincent

Christine:
!!

Sarah:
BANG ON THE ROOF!
I bet Gabe IS watching
no one is watchingChristine:
WoooooWoooOOOO!

Sarah:
OMG that leap off the roof is KILLING me
Never late
Christine:
That's the best one! Just a pencil dive straight down

Back in the burbs, Gabe pays Jack the witness a visit.

Christine:
noooo

Sarah:
oh no oh no oh no oh no
no no no no no no no

Christine:
oh dammit

Sarah:
Gabe is an ANIMAL
shut upChristine:
WOW 100% turned to the darkside
This poor guy
gabe the killerSarah:
He just killed the witness

Christine:
Who did not deserve that

Sarah:
How is he going to get away with this
He is still a beast inside!

Christine:
But not on the outside

Sarah:
Once a beast always a beast!
SO GOOD

Christine:
GREAT episode
We had wedding dresses, Evil Gabe, (Almost) roof banging, Heather,
gummy worms

Sarah:
it really had EVERything...no JT though.
GREAT EP

Christine:
10 out of 10
We were great too. Great commentary

Sarah:
bahahahah

Thanks for reading friends! Don't miss a new episode "Ever After" this Sunday at 8et/pt and as always, check back Wednesday for our recap.