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One More Week! Our "Quipping with Kenzi" Contest Has Been Extended

Tuesday, October 18, 2011 5:02 PM

 

It's no secret that con artist Kenzi has a way with words—Bo's confidante and companion always provides a healthy dose of comic relief while doing what she can to defend her Fae friend. So, in this new Lost Girl fan contest, we want you to write a clever quip for our favourite thief rare wallet collector. The top entries will be posted on the Showcase Blog, and the winning witticism may be incorporated into an episode of the show! All of the top five entries will win a grab bag full of autographed Lost Girl and Showcase memorabilia.

Don't delay—enter the "Quipping with Kenzi" contest today! Visit showcase.ca/lostgirl for full details.

Also: Winners of our first fan contest, "Dawn of a New Fae", will be notified this week! We'll post the winning entries, and some of the runners-up, on the site as well.

Published by Zach Feldberg
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Comments

steve grant said:

honestly! i'm not a thief or a liar. i didn't steal it, i'm just borrowing it for good.

October 18, 2011 5:30 PM

C said:

Still waiting to see who won the contest. When is it going to be posted on the site?

October 24, 2011 6:32 PM

Carla Fellows said:

1. Riddle me this?  Hey either someone hand me an Olde English dictionary or teach this guy modern.  Riddles?  Even Batman wouldn’t put up with this crap anymore, so get to the point!

2. I know there’s a Doctor in the house, but the eye examination is over!

3. (On the couch) I told you before, if you want to play Doctor, GO OUTSIDE!   I’ve got better things to do than watching you take turns taking your clothes on and off, and besides I need to borrow that lab coat!

4. I thought Doctors swore an oath, and now you’re in trouble.  Hyprocrate, Hypocrite, it’s all the same.  You ratted on me!

5. Who do you think I am Attila the Hun?  You must have got us mixed up.  I’m just the Hun, Hon.

6. When I said run, I meant RUN!  Even Forrest (Gump) could run faster than that, and he had a broomstick between his legs!

7. Oh God!  Not the couch again!  Ernie the sanitizing dude will have a conniption!  He was here last week and warned me that if this happened again he was gonna start charging me double!   I should have gone into Dry Cleaning like my mom said!

8. There is a reason why that empty room over there is called a “Bedroom.”  Surprisingly there’s a bed in it.  King-sized as a matter-of-fact and very comfortable from what others tell me.

9. If I wanted to go to Comic-Con or a Sci-Fi convention I would have stayed at home!

10. Ironically, Red Riding Hood needs her big bad wolf, so go!

11. It’s so hard to be a visible minority around here, everybody knows you’re human and there’s nothing you can do about it!

12. The fairies made me do it and you can’t prove otherwise!

13. If life is like a box of chocolates, why do I always pick the poisoned one?

14. I don’t know why I don’t fit in here; I guess I’m just not hairy enough!

15. Fae… Faye.  I’m sorry Tammy Faye doesn’t live here, try next door!

October 31, 2011 12:35 AM

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