After agreeing to help “Ellis Tate” with his tell-all article, it doesn't take much time before he goes for the jugular and asks who killed Pillar. As Nancy backpedals in the hotel, Andy shows Mr. Passport the terrorist style video evidence of Jaka’s death. Being overly cautions, Mr. Passport wants Jaka's johnson cut off and delivered to him in order to have proof he’s dead and then Andy will get the ever so desired passports. Where’s a guy to go for such a particular body part? Andy and Jaka decide to head to the local coroner to complete this disturbing task. The plan is going well except it appears Jaka was a little generous with his choice of, in Andy’s words, “Louisville slugger.” Lucky for Andy all is not lost, as it turns out Mr. Passport’s wife wants a Birkin bag so the passports are his for $5,000.
 
Meanwhile, Mr. Schiff – former teacher now postal worker – shows Shane a room in his house full of bags of mail he never delivered. The two start going through the undelivered letters in an effort to dig up more cash for the family’s escape. As the two steal Christmas card money, the paternity DNA results for Silas and Lars are back and it’s true – Lars is Silas’ dad.
 
Nancy uses the money she earns for her tell-all to get the Botwin's, or should I say Newman's, their passports. But they still need more dough, so Mr. Schiff takes off to the rescue and returns with the entire family’s plane tickets to Paris then Copenhagen.

From there things start to go south when Nancy gets an important text from the journalist. She goes back to be the motel room one more time to meet him only to instead find the video of Shane killing Pillar on the TV as Guillermo slams the door behind her and Esteban appears! Now I want to know which plan this scenario falls into: A, B or C?

What an ending! In case you want to know the magnificent song that played at the end, it was True Love Will Find You In the End by Daniel Johnston, how fitting.
 
Not only is next week the season finale but how the hell will Nancy get out of this one? Will Esteban and Guillermo get to the family before they board to take back little Stevie?! So many questions so little time!

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