Creature comforts creep back into the Botwins' new lives, as Nancy arranges a new illegal business venture with the hotel concierge, Andy puts his culinary skills to good use, and Silas goes to, well, college, in order to find a girl to have sex with. Happily, Nancy's new colleague seems much less threatening than U-Turn and Guillermo, so this just might work -- even though he's a bit skeptical about her ability as "a white lady with no accent working as a maid in 2010" to inconspicuously move drugs.

Inspired by the eternally helpful Andy, who tells Nancy to find her own Eat, Pray, Love moment, our fearless leader makes a deal with medicinal grower Linda to trade shake for vegetable oil (to fuel her car). Proud of her latest fix, Nancy and Andy smugly walk out the front door with two bags of shake in hand... and are busted by the cops.

Doug, meanwhile, is on what seems like a fool's errand, hunting for the Botwins with Cesar and Ignacio based on intel from a homeless man who has Andy's phone.