First things first: Congratulations to Pure Pwnage star Melanie Scrofano on her recent pronouncement as a "Toro Woman" -- a rare distinction. Check out her rather un-Pwnage-y photo spread -- by PP unit photographer Caitlin Cronenberg, no less -- here. (Somehow, we think Kyle and Jeremy would approve.)

But of course, Jeremy has much more important things on his mind in this week's mailbag.