Wow, sex in a Porsche! (Is it pronounced Por-sch or Por-sha? Is saying Por-sha like saying "Me-hee-co" for Mexico? You may know the correct pronunciation, but don't you find it sounds lame if you're not from the country of origin?)

Anywho, in this episode Hank finally reaps the multi-dollar reward from his horrible movie. What does he do? Why, he buys a Porsche, of course, an engagement ring for Karen, and a $13,500 guitar for his daughter. Not quite a splurge worthy of Hollywood Babylon lore, but pretty sizable nonetheless.

But back to that Porsche, and the aforementioned Porsche-sex, which is enjoyed by Hank and his car saleswoman in the front seat, in an alley. Typical Hank, and rather cliché, too, if I do say so myself. Now, I'm no mechaphile, but is sex in a "penile-implantile wheel," to quote Hank, in a car like a Porsche a disrespect to the car? Would a real Porsche lover and owner deface their car in such a way?

Sex in cars is not new, I get that. However, I'm not talking sex in a $68-$77,000 Porsche. I'm talking if you owned a Porsche like the 911 GT3 RS, valued at CDN$163,000, would you "pimp it out," so to speak?

I want to know, car buffs: Sex in an elaborate Porsche – taboo or must do? 

Written by Angela Tosse

Hank's Ranks this week – sex in a Porsche! Probably worth two notches, but let's stick with one for the sake of accurate scorekeeping.