You've been watching Californication and Secret Diary of a Call Girl, and learned that the left coast is full of half-dressed bronzed babes and ladies in London will do anything for a price. But if you're seeking more exotic climes, you may be interested to know that the most beguiling, horny foreigners can actually be found elsewhere.

5. Australia
Not so much on their own turf, but abroad, because as anyone who's travelled knows, the Aussies are everywhere. They like to party and they like to get it on, and they're not overly concerned with whether they just met you an hour ago.

4. Thailand
Don't fool yourself -- if you never had a girlfriend before you got here, you didn't find a magical place where women are more "understanding". Whether she's a half-hooker or a pro, she's not holding your hand because she sees the inner you.

3. Argentina
Argentinians are a charming lot, stylish, friendly and always ready to socialize until the wee hours. And regardless of age, size of potbelly, or returned interest, the men tend to proposition all women that cross their path. This is annoying, if you're not into it, but it's also God's gift to a dry spell, if that's the side you're on.

2. Lebanon
Why is it that Lebanese women get such a loose rep? It's a complicated country, with a tumultuous history, where bombs could go off any moment and women actively struggle to have their say. Doesn't that make you horny?

1.  Finland
Ha! Bet you didn't see that one coming. But a 2008 study found that Finns do in fact get the most action of every single country in the world. The reason why is obvious: they have six months of nighttime. My guess is they have the world's most expensive sheets, too.