This week on Secret Diary of a Call Girl, Belle wakes up in bed with her steady beau, but wouldn't you know it -- she's gotta jet off to a threesome with her new not-so-best-mate Bambi. Except that she can't get into the romp because (surprise!) she's developing feelings for a man outside of her client roster. Later, she makes plans for her best friend Ben to meet her new man, but things go a little sour when Ben starts acting like a juvenile twit. 

Here are my highlights from episode four:

Best Bambism
“He’s as fit as a butcher’s dog!“ - Bambi after seeing a picture of Dr. Alex

Best Song of the Episode
“My Moon, My Man” by Feist (Yay, Feist!)

Understatement of the Series
“When did sex become so complicated?” - Belle after finally getting it on with Dr. Alex

Obvious Alert!
Ben’s completely jealous of Alex, even though he’s got a girlfriend at home. What else is new? Why can’t he just come clean? Am I missing something?

LOL Moment
The look on Belle’s face when Bambi’s client shows up for their threesome. A distinguished night club owner who looks like 1978 regurgitated into a bad polyester suit isn’t exactly what she had in mind apparently.

Next Week’s Teaser
Alex confronts Ben about being in love with Belle and questions whether his girlfriend even exists. Holy crap, I never even contemplated that possibility!