This week, we found our girl Belle questioning the goods—two in particular—as she contemplates getting a breast job. Conveniently, her plastic surgeon is also a client, so advice is just a call away. Meanwhile, Alex, the charming doctor she met in the season premiere, is doing his best to woo her -- but she's apprehensive. Can a call girl date like a "civilian"? She's more torn up about making small talk and sharing dinner with a man than she is about having random sex with London's finest horny bastards. What a complicated life she leads.

And of course, on the sidelines of that life is her new friend Bambi. Like a magical fairy god-tramp, she takes the wannabe-call-girl to meet Stephanie, her former madam. Bambi decides she wants to be an independent contractor and sees about stealing a questionable bloke from Belle's email. Naturally, this ends in major disaster.

On to my highlights from episode two:

Best Stephanie-ism
A city without whores is like a house without bathrooms.

Valuable Takeaway
Prostitution is the only job where the less you’ve worked the more you can charge.

Most Memorable Scene
Belle noticing the terrible scar on Bambi’s arm. Is this young'un in over her head?

Did You Know…
One of the fastest growing areas in surgery is repairing botched boob jobs (according to Alex).

LOL Moment
Belle’s plastic surgeon/client trying to… um... at any rate, he doesn’t cross the finish line, if you get what I'm getting at.

Funniest Exchange
Alex: What do you do?
Belle: I’m a night-time legal secretary.

Next Week’s Teaser
A client's wife confronts Belle. Hope they teach kung-fu in prostitute boot camp!