Season 2 of Secret Diary of a Call Girl, starring Billie Pyper, premieres on Showcase on Wednesday, April 14 at 10pm ET/PT. The series, as some viewers of the following image will no doubt appreciate, will be broadcast in glorious HD:

This season, Belle’s life is further complicated by a bubbly but clingy young call-girl-in-training named Bambi (Ashley Madekwe) who she takes under her wing. While her best friend Ben (Iddo Goldberg), the only person who knows about her secret life, seems to be settling down into domestic bliss, Belle is throwing herself into her work. But then she meets Alex (Callum Blue), a handsome doctor who she mistakes for a client in a hotel bar. Belle faces the most difficult question of all – can you keep having sex for money if you’re falling in love?

Find out on Season 2 of Secret Diary of a Call Girl, this spring on Showcase.

(NB: This brings us one season closer to this year's Billie-as-bleating-sheep episode, which caused quite the stir on the Daily Mail's comments section [what else is new] a few months back. To quote one angry reader, "Total collapse of our civilisation is at hand because as history teaches us, corruption always comes before collapse." Good stuff.)