So obviously you're watching the new web series Woke Up Dead and obviously the main draws are Jon Heder's deadpan comedy and Meitl Dohan's tight bod. Regarding the latter, you're probably wondering if salivating over a supposedly dead chick makes you a necrophiliac pervert. The answer is yes, but you're not alone. Scores of porn directors play with campy, creepy Hallowe'en-esque themes, so if you're interest has piqued, there's lots more to come.
For those of you who get horny for the undead, here are some suggestions from our friends at Come As You Are. Located on Queen West in Toronto, the friendly, well-stocked store is, if you didn't know, the only worker-owned co-op sex shop in all of Canada. Email Holly if you'd like to buy or rent these terrifying titty flicks.
Necromania An awesome, classic gem, so rare that it's only available for rent. This long lost Ed Wood porno chronicles the sexual awakening of a young couple at the hands of a coven of witches. Made in 1971 (over three days, with a budget of $7000), this was the last film by the director of Bride of the Monster and Plan 9 From Outer Space. The DVD contains both the soft-core and hardcore versions of the movie.
The XXXorcist Just when you thought you'd seen it all, Burning Angel productions presents a spoof on The Exorcist, but with a twist. You'll laugh, you'll be terrified, and you'll be turned on, all at once. This isn't for the wary--there's lots of green slime shooting everywhere, and we do mean everywhere! This film is all fun and all camp.
The Hole Yes, it’s true! A gay porn spoof of that much-spoofed horror movie, The Ring. This time though, in seven days, you turn gay. From art film and mainstream director Wash West comes this little film with cleverly outrageous dialogue, endless ironic twists and turns, and long scenes of completely fantastic sex. This movie kept us completely enraptured from start to finish. So much so we almost missed the phone call!
Camp Cuddly Pines Powertool Massacre Sex, comedy and horror combine in this mega-budget mega hit! Camp Cuddly Pines is a spinoff of classic horror movies, but with more than just topless action. As the tale of the Powertool Murders unfolds, the setting jumps from the '50s to the '80s to the present, showcasing multiple actors in 10 full length scenes. Tons and tons of DVD extras, like a trivia game, an animated short, a mockumentary of the making of the film, and a whole disc of extended scenes. Definitely worth it!