Dig, if you will, a picture: The year is 2065 and you're hovering around your hoverloft with your grandkids, downloading nutrients into your bodies whilst playing a video game reminiscent of that movie Gamer on a 360° OLED screen that is 11 feet tall. Your youngest grandson, Lone Wanderer (by then a classic name second only to Audio Science), asks you what you ever did with your life. You dust off a DVD copy of Pure Pwnage: The TV Series (by then tied for first as the most successful program of all time, alongside every other Showcase Original) and show them a pivotal scene from the first season, perhaps one of its most important moments, and pause the screen, and enhance, enhance, enhance until they can clearly make out their grandpappy's/grandmammy's youthful visage. "We finally love you, grandpapa/grandmama," is what the little ones will say. And then you will give them each a segment of dark chocolate wrapped in foil, smiling warmly as you remember this article and how it changed your life forever.
Present day: We need to make this fantasy happen. The Pure Pwnage guys are hard at work on what promises to be an incredible debut season, on pace for an early 2010 premiere right here on Showcase. And on December 2, 2009, they'll be shooting a scene that they can't complete without your help.
TO ENTER: First of all, please determine that you're available for an 11-hour shoot on Wednesday, December 2nd in downtown Toronto. And if you are, e-mail us at webmaster@showcase.ca with your name, address, age at the time of entry and phone number with "BE A PURE PWNAGE EXTRA" in the subject line in order to be entered to win. No entries will be accepted by any other means. The contest closes on Friday, November 27 at 5pm ET.
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