The internet is weird, and if you need more proof, check out Celebrity Nudity Database, an exhaustive, often creepy cataloging of famous nipple slips and full-frontals. It's almost quaint how much effort people put into noting the exact minute and second where their favourite stars show some skin. Here are our favourite unlikely celebrity nude scenes.


5. Meryl Streep, Silkwood
Starring in a typically serious film about allegedly murdered labour activist Karen Silkwood, Streep adds a bit of cheek by flashing a breast at a co-worker before things get political.


4. Kevin Bacon, Wild Things
This steamy Florida whodunnit offers up a lot of flesh, but none more surprising than Kevin Bacon's undisguised manhood. His corrupt cop character was in the shower with Matt Damon's lovable doofus at the time, making the whole movie about six degrees hotter.


3. Julie Andrews, S.O.B.
When I think "Dame Julie Andrews," I think posh accent and wholesome children's songs, don't you? Well, the saucy Brit has quite a sense of humour, as seen in this 1981 film where she pops some pills and shakes her rack to film a soft-core Hollywood satire. Johnny Carson subsequently thanked her on the Tonight Show for reminding him that the "hills are alive."


2. Brad Pitt, Troy
This one's a preemptive strike. While it's unlikely that you've forgotten Brad's beefed up behind from his scenes as Achilles (or Geena Davis's plaything in Thelma and Louise), make sure you never let those memories fade. Recently, a reformed, holier-than-thou Pitt professed he'd never bare all again. Mr. Jolie says it's cause he doesn't want to embarrass his half-dozen kiddies, but maybe it's because (according to Juliette Lewis) the stalwart heartthrob has got a teeny weenie.


1. Katie Holmes, The Gift
At the peak of her fame as Dawson's perky Joey, Holmes flashes her rack for Greg Kinnear before becoming the cliché sexy-girl-who-ends-up-dead. Now that Mrs. Cruise has gone all Scientology on us, you know we're not getting any skin flicks anytime soon. Go rent this stinker just cause you know it would make Tom crazy.