Each week, I e-mail an esteemed personality with the name of the upcoming Saturday Big Ticket Movies on Showcase, and they respond with the first thing that comes to mind. Then I ask them again every week for the rest of the month.

Sebastien Grainger (Sebastien Grainger and the Mountains, Death From Above 1979), will be our guest critic for September. Today, he shares his thoughts on this week's titles, airing on Saturday, September 26 at 10pm and 1am ET/PT:

Casino Royale: "Cool movie. The foot chase scene at the beginning blew my mind. Also his love interest is insanely attractive. Lastly I think it's rad when he's in cahoots with Basquiat in the gambling scenes. Boom for real!"

Con Air: "This movie should be called Look How Disgusting Nicolas Cage's Hair Is. I heard that the singer from The Darkness had special stage lighting to make him look less balding, and I heard that it took 3 hours a day to glue Nic Cage's hair on for the Ghost Rider shoot. That means that these dudes' "hair" have their own staff."

See you next week, everybody.