Each week, I e-mail an esteemed personality with the name of the upcoming Saturday Big Ticket Movie on Showcase, and they respond with the first thing that comes to mind. Then I ask them again every week for the rest of the month.

Sebastien Grainger (Sebastien Grainger and the Mountains, Death From Above 1979), will be our guest critic for September. Today, he shares his thoughts on this week's titles, airing on Saturday, September 19 at 10pm and 12:30pm ET/PT:

The Pursuit of Happyness: “The Pursuit of a Penis.”

The Departed: "I barely remember this. Something about Irish cops or drunk Irish people or drunk Irish Cops?  Does Leo do a Boston accent in this? Pretty good movie?"

See you next week, everybody.