Each week, I e-mail an esteemed personality with the name of the upcoming Saturday Big Ticket Movie on Showcase, and they respond with the first thing that comes to mind. Then I ask them again every week for the rest of the month.

Sebastien Grainger (Sebastien Grainger and the Mountains, Death From Above 1979), will be our guest critic for September. Today, he shares his thoughts on this week's titles, airing on Saturday, September 12 at 10pm and 12:30pm ET/PT:

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer: “The only reason I would watch this is to see The Commish in a big orange suit. I'm not a real big comic guy, special effects guy, or Jessica Alba guy. Did I just call Jessica Alba a guy? [pause to re-read] No!”

X-Men: "I want metal claws."

See you next week, everybody.