Don't you love it when things come full circle? First, nerds invented the Internet. Then, pervs took it over. And now, pervy nerds are sitting pretty, eagerly awaiting the release of not just a new Star Trek movie—but Hustler's horndog spinoff.

Both flicks are coming out in about a month, but let's focus on the naked version here. First, the clip:

In case you're still unclear after that illuminating trailer, here's the deal: This Ain't Star Trek XXX eschews the ’90s Wil Wheaton edition of the sci-fi show in favour of a return to the old school classic. It focuses on the appearance of Khan, the good-for-nothing alien played in the original by none other than Ricardo Montalban. But here, he's good for something. Namely, causing a giant ruckus aboard the Enterprise that results in the whole crew getting caught up in various orgiastic situations.

All of your favourite porn actors are here, playing all of your favourite Star Trek characters. That's right, Kirk and Spock will be stripping down, although legions of fan fic writers will have to watch for themselves to see if the boys take the opportunity to get it on with one another. And speaking of gay sex, we really hope there is some, especially since George Takei, the original Sulu, came out of the closet in 2005, and married his long-term partner last year. Don't worry, there are plenty of naked ladies, too: Uhuru and Nurse Christine Chapel will be on board, as well as a slew of other nymphets. Here's a fun photo rundown of the XXX cast next to the original players. And if that isn't enough for the hardcore nerds, here's an interview with XXX screenwriter Roger Krypton, and a roundup of past porno takes on Trekdom. Just do yourself a favour and clean off the keyboard when you're done.