
Written by: Ilene Chaiken
Directed by: Ilene Chaiken
Guest stars: Jane Lynch, Cybill Shepherd, Eric Mabius, Karina Lombard, Sarah Shahi, Kelly Lynch, Clementine Ford, Holland Taylor, Dallas Roberts, Lucy Lawless
It's never too early for a drink.
Shane, under interrogation, tells of Jenny making a video for Bette and Tina. She couldn't get a word in because Jenny was talking about 'we'—Shane likes her freedom and hates it when couples use that word. Jenny told Bette and Tina that they had been the supreme couple, now she and Shane are going to take their place, and that they're going to make it…
Alice, Tasha and Jamie are in the Planet. Alice is saying that she loves Tasha and that Jamie doesn't understand how much. She wants Jamie and Tasha to be honest. While knowing nothing's happened between them she wants them to acknowledge how they feel about each other. Jamie admits that she's fallen in love with Tasha.
During Alice's interrogation, she admits that they only person she ever loved as much as Tasha is Dana.
Dylan has been evicted from her sublet and Helena feels that Dylan was expecting her to invite her to live with her. Dylan insists that wasn't what she was after, that she would have said no if Helena had offered, but it would have been nice. Jenny's there to get Helena and Dylan on the tribute video.
Bette tells Kit not to go up there, the railing's not finished and Weezie is supposed to come over and finish it. Bette tells Kit that they've registered with two adoption agencies that specialize in gay adoptions, and now they just wait. Kit asks about adopting Max's baby, but Bette says no. Kit also wants to know about Bette and Tina suddenly up and moving to New York. Bette says she's so ready to get out of Los Angeles and get away from everyone being up in everyone else's business. She wants Jenny to mind her own business and tells Kit about Kelly and what Jenny saw.
Alice and Shane talk about relationships. Alice doesn't understand when Shane became so honour-bound. Shane says she feels responsible for Jenny, like she's been entrusted with a lost child. Alice doesn't get it and brings up Jenny stealing her treatment. Shane tells her it's not about the treatment, and that she feels if she walks away Jenny will go off the deep end.
Trust issues run deep with Helena—she never knows if someone is with her because of the money or because they actually like her. As Jenny is editing the tribute video we hear Helena tell Bette why she was such a bitch when they first met.
While Bette and Tina are having sex, Tina realizes that they need to get Weezie to fix the railing on the deck. Bette tells Tina that she'd like to marry her when they get to New York.
Bette is asked about Tina during her interrogation and replies that Tina is the love of her life. In a scene reminiscent of Season 1, she and Tina are sitting on the front step. Shane stops by and says that she's going home. She says the house looks incredible, but Tina says it's not finished—Weezie's going to come by and finish the railing before the party. Bette questions why Jenny is using Shane's studio that she gave to Shane. She feels that Jenny's just given her something that she will take away. Both Tina and Shane feel that's harsh.
Dylan's spotted at Shane's studio with Jenny, and Helena knows. Dylan wants Jenny to lie for her, not to tell Helena that she knew Niki was a set up. Jenny refuses and demands that Dylan come clean. Helena overhears and is very angry with Jenny and Dylan, it's over between Helena and Dylan—thanks to Jenny.
While Shane is shopping for a gift for Bette and Tina, she runs into Molly. Molly spills about the jacket and the letter and Shane is left wondering what she's talking about.
At Bette and Tina's, the going away party is well underway and Alice announces that she's going to make up with Jenny tonight, for Shane's sake. Jenny is given a tour of the house by Kit, who also has a bone to pick with her about Bette and Kelly. Jenny wants to do the right thing, Kit wants proof so Jenny shows the video to Kit. Kit is devastated.
Meanwhile, Shane is searching her house for her jacket and Molly's letter. She goes to the attic and finds more than she anticipated - the jacket, the letter and - the negatives for Lez Girls.
Bette is showing everyone the house and Tina warns them to be careful because the contractor bailed on them and didn't finish the railing on the deck. Kit confronts Bette about Kelly and what's in Jenny's video. They argue heatedly. Shane brings Tina to her house to show her what's in the attic.
Jenny goes upstairs to get Bette and the last time we see Jenny alive, she is standing on the deck while Bette is telling her that her family means more to her than anything. There's nothing Bette wouldn't do to preserve and protect them. Jenny says she would never do anything to hurt Bette's family. Bette says she doesn't care what Jenny thinks about what happened with Kelly, what she cares about is that Jenny knows that Bette will not abide anyone who threatens her family.
While the tribute video is running in an empty room at Bette and Tina's, Tina is asking for Jenny. Tina's very upset wondering how Jenny could do that to her and says she will put her out of her misery.
Alice joins Shane on the front step and tells her she's going to forgive Jenny and make peace with her. Shane tells her they're not together any longer.
Everyone's watching the tribute video when Alice asks where Jenny is. Kit says the last time she saw her, Jenny was looking for Alice. They decide to pause the video and Alice goes to look for Jenny. The tribute video finishes and Alice comes in, in tears saying 'Jenny...'
As the group is sitting in the living room with Sgt. Duffy, Niki comes in and Tasha also joins them. Everyone is told that they'd have to go to the station and the last scene is each of the cast members smiling, going to the police station. The end credits roll...
I think of her as Kali, Goddess of Destruction...
Xena's Ghost