If you're a wannabe philanderer without the time or bod to be cruising bars for extramarital affection, you've likely heard of Ashley Madison, the online dating service for the already coupled. Like anything clever or interesting, the site was created by a Canadian, and like anything clever or interesting, it's facing censorship: the NFL recently reneged on a six-figure advertising contract to run an Ashley Madison ad during the Superbowl. Instead, Ashley Madison will now cash in on all of the free advertising they're getting by having this news in just about every sex and sports blog out there.

Here's another ad that was too much for the Superbowl: it's a bit off-putting, sure, but hardly offensive. Fed up with prissy execs, condom brand Durex is now skipping the television screen and heading straight for your monitor—check out their latest, Get It On, created by New York's Superfad for web-only viral release. If only my sex life were this colouful.