I'd like to take this opportunity to forgive and thank some of the haters who post aggressively nasty personal attacks on this and other blogs.
Kenny Vs. Spenny is a show that engenders conflict, so it's not surprising that fans support either Kenny or myself. I encourage the haters to continue these spirited attacks as a healthy and non-violent way of dealing with their inner-turmoil. My ego is sufficiently formed to absorb most of the angry missives.
However, there are some haters that cross the line. Though I'm not a psychiatrist, I think that these extreme haters might consider some sort of counseling or anger management class. It's little comfort to me, but worth mentioning, that these malignant haters seem to always come from Kenny's fan base, not mine. Kenny is a lot of things; cheater, narcissist (possibly clinical), greedy, liar (possibly pathological), immature and stinky but he has never been homophobic or racist. I challenge Mr. Kenneth Joel Hotz to use blog technology to publicly distance himself from this pathetic element of his fan base. Kenny, even your abject insecurity shouldn't need the support from pathetic creeps like these.
I'd also like to touch upon the fake Spenny phenomenon.or Spenomenon, if you will. Over the years I noticed an increasing number of people who pretend to be me on social networking websites, blogs and chat rooms. It got to the point that if I was in a chat room, I spent most of the time trying to prove that I was me instead of connecting with the fans on a meaningful level. Also, my Wikipedia page has been under siege as my legitimate biography has been continuously altered to make me look like a cross between Charles Manson and Adolf Hitler. The result is that I have stopped trying to communicate directly and will only do so in ways like this where the fans can know it's actually me and not some pathetic joker trying to get a naked picture of a girl by using my identity. Fair is fair, those naked pictures should be for me.
I'd like to thank the good people of Showcase for allowing me this opportunity to communicate with you. I wish everyone (including the malignant Spenny haters) all the best and hope you've been enjoying season five.
Love,
-Spenny