Once again I cry foul! I won this competition. It should be clear to anyone with a functioning brain that the disabled judges liked me more than Kenny. But any satisfaction I could have had was erased by Kenny's name-switch strategy that had him intentionally making them hate him, which of course was completely antithetical to the purpose of the competition. I don't think there are any scenarios on the planet – never mind a victory on this stupid show -- that would justify me to intentionally tormenting the disabled. Though I referred to them as "super-abled" because they are thriving despite their circumstances, I don't think they (especially the blind man) needed to be violently hit in the head while playing dodge ball, or verbally abused for an innocent lack of musical talent. I wonder if Kenny considered pushing them over a cliff or gassing them to assure victory.
Yet again Kenny has cowardly escaped the realities of the competition. Some will find this clever...I do not. Taking advantage of the similarities of our names, while mildly amusing, obfuscated the realities of the competition, and as such, is at best a meaningless victory. Historically Kenny hates judged competitions because it infringes on his insecure need to be in control. He reacts to this lack of control by becoming even more devious than usual. It’s pathetic and speaks to his ultimate fear that I will win if we compete on an even playing field. And this isn't sour grapes...it a rational reaction to being sucked into the vortex of a clinically narcissistic, man-child sociopath.
Another reason why this competition could be rendered null and void is that the judges were supposed to have to have never seen the show to prevent any biases. Jeff, the guy in the wheelchair, admitted on camera that he lied to the production and had seen the show before. I should have known he had Kenny tendencies (or Kendencies, if you will) by his unkempt appearance and questionable odor. And I won't let Jeff hide behind his disability. Lying is wrong. It's as wrong for Jeff as it would be for a Prime Minister or a child.
And lastly I'd like everyone to take a moment to ponder how our disabled judges will feel when they see this episode. My guess is that two of them will be more than a little upset....welcome to my world.
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-Spenny