Born slippy: slick lubes for girls and dudes
Wednesday, December 03, 2008 8:01 AM
| Sometimes, this is a really fun gig. Thanks to the folks at Come as You Are for making this post possible. Below, my very personal opinion on a selection of special lubricants. |
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O'My: a personal favourite, this is clear, thin and long-lasting, with a slightly sweet taste from the world's sweetest plant, hemp. For those into shopping Canadian, it's made in B.C. |
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Liquid Silk: the colour and texture is pretty similar to male spunk, which is either cool or disconcerting, depending on your point of view. A bit bitter, but long-lasting and real slippery. |
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Pink Silicone: this one kind of threw me off—it lasts a rilly long time. Like, good to go the next morning kind of thing. Fun, but a little strange. |
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Pink Water: don't use silicone lubes with silicone toys! It can cause weird melting! |
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Durex Play: this is a personal, misguided purchase during a frenzied pre-sex Shopper Drug Mart run. Dries all sticky within seconds and tastes awful. Boooo. |
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K-Y Warming: Lesson learned—at Shoppers, stick with the classic. It's nice and thick and reliable, and this one gets all warm, too. |
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Hathor Aphrodisia: if you won't stand for parabens in your body cream, why would you accept them in your most private toiletry? This medium consistency love grease is unscented and pretty much awesome. |