I'd like to take this opportunity to forgive and thank some of the haters who post aggressively nasty personal attacks on this and other blogs.

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I’m fairly certain that marijuana should be illegal. If everyone smoked pot, society as we know it would ground to a halt.

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Not long ago, television was in the giddy throes of a new golden age—and part of the reason why TV has since become tarnished is because gaming has now entered its own gilded era. It took developers some time to suss out how to squeeze enough juice out

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Alas, poor Jim Carey, the once-proud comic now struck down by Robin Williams Syndrome. What's that? You say you're not familiar with the devastating effects of RWS? Of course you are, it's quite simple. The four stage disease goes like this: Stage One:

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If you're going to be rampantly consumerist this winter solstice, best go all out with the hedonism, that's what I say. Courtesy of the ladies at Good for Her , here's a list of 2008's best sex toys and products. Don't just consider these goodies when

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Once again I cry foul! I won this competition. It should be clear to anyone with a functioning brain that the disabled judges liked me more than Kenny.

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Online chat between anonymous gamers has existed since the good ol’ days of BBSes and 300 baud modems . The current hubbub over virtual worlds, from Second Life to Sony’s just-launched-in-beta Home , often neglects to realize that it’s still largely about

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Most Fridays I come into work, pour myself a coffee (decaf please!) and start browsing the web for wacky and wonderful websites that will tickle your collective pickle. Once I’ve found a site that is sufficiently filled with wack and wonder, I stitch

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Okay kids, when it comes to your cinema choices this week you have a very simple choice to make. You can waste your money and go see The Day Keanu Stood Still or, you can make the smart decision and head off to Clint Eastwood's Gran Torino . Stupid decision

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In order to get into this week's post, we'll need to take a trip back to Women's Studies 101. What is gender, dear boys, girl and others? It's not sex, which can be defined pretty easily by taking a look at what's inside your underpants (although let's

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Barukh ata I dunno… That pretty much sums up my knowledge of Judaism…and I’m a Jew!

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The park is sweet serenity. That’s because all the bottom feeders got caught in my lobster-pot-shit-trap and they’re simmering in the soup at Con College.

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In 2003, back before Nintendo recaptured its console crown, the company experimented with its venerable Zelda franchise by using a then-trendy (and controversial) technique known as “cel-shading” to give The Wind Waker the look of a cartoon. Fanboys immediately

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Happy Friday, Blog-Nerds! This week the internet graced us with Bopaboo – the first online retailer for used mp3’s. Awesome, I know. After signing up for the Bopaboo beta, I was promised to be in on it as soon as it’s up, and directed to the Bopaboo blog

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The weakness of the big Hollywood releases hitting screens has been a bit of a running theme for the last few weeks and, being Canadian, I find myself fighting the urge to apologize for that fact. But, really, while Hollywood likes to blame declining

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Sometimes, this is a really fun gig. Thanks to the folks at Come as You Are for making this post possible. Below, my very personal opinion on a selection of special lubricants. O'My : a personal favourite, this is clear, thin and long-lasting, with a

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Alright, I’ll admit that I’m a friendly fire incident waiting to happen. I’ll also admit that Kenny is physically stronger than me. I’ll even admit that Kenny would make a better soldier.

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