Some salacious surfing for a snowy day:

In case you were wondering, that hot dude on Second Life doesn't look like his manly avatar.  He probably looks like David Pollard (aka Dave Barmy), who was recently busted by his real life wife Amy Taylor (aka Laura Skye), for cyber-diddling Linda Brinkley (aka Modesty McDonnell). David and Amy met as Dave and Laura and got married for reals.

Now Dave and Modesty are married, David and Amy are divorcing and David and Linda are engaged, despite never having pressed actual flesh. Don't worry about Amy, she's got a new man on World of Warcraft. At left, Amy versus Laura. Oh, the crazy internets.

Red hot celebrity sex tape. This one is for someone special, you know who you are.

A Georgia woman labelled a sex offender faces eviction: ten years ago, when she was 17, Wendy Whitaker indulged in some oral loving with her then 15-year-old boyfriend. He wanted it, and he was going to turn 16 in three weeks. Still, she was convicted of sodomy and now can't live within 1,000 feet of a school or church, ever. Now the state is going to steal her house. Tax-funded crime fighting at its best.

Take this, Bible belt: raunchy sex in the Christian holy book. They're really into incest.

A bunch of horny Australians has launched a political Sex Party. It's not all butt plugs and nipple clamps, though. They aim to promote sex education and reproductive rights and fight censorship in film, print and on the internet.

eHarmony is going to launch a gay dating site—because they were forced to.  In other words, take your money elsewhere.

Last, more celeb scandal: TV chef Gordon Ramsey has been busted for a seven year affair with leggy Sarah Symonds. Last year, after being revealed as the mistress of author and Tory MP Jeffrey Archer, she appeared on Oprah to tout her book Having an Affair? The Handbook for the Other Woman. So like, she's totally not sorry. I would be, if I'd shagged those guys.