First of all, I clearly and unequivocally won this competition. Kenny’s kitty-littered poop dropped out of his diaper on camera for all to see – game over. Though I wasn’t aware of it until after I did the humiliation, there isn’t a person alive that could convince me I don’t deserve a bold check in the win column.
Secondly, now that’s out of the way, I can honestly say that this was one of the most dreaded competitions in which I’ve ever participated. I didn’t sleep the night before because I was worried that I just wouldn’t be able to poop in my diaper…after all, I hadn’t pooped a diaper since I was a baby. But once the competition was underway, and with the support of the crew, nature took its course and the rest is uniquely stinky
Kenny Vs Spenny history.
As for Kenny’s issue with my brilliant blue pantaloon scheme; I’ll fully acknowledge that it’s arguable that the feces had left my diaper, but it’s a moot point because as previously noted he lost the competition much earlier.
Kenny has publicly stated that if he could dose me with a laxative everyday, he would. Nice. I knew Kenny had dosed me with laxatives in this competition, even though I didn’t know how. As far as I’m concerned, that was not in the spirit of the competition and crossed yet another line in a seemingly endless series of lines. Kenny Hotz is disturbed and needs to come to terms with his transparent obsessions with both my penis and my poop.
If nothing else, I hope this competition raised awareness for
Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Please give generously.
-SpennyWatch "Who Can Keep A Dump In Their Pants The Longest?"