mark said:

haha me and the girl love the show and im assuming taping should be done so you made it through another season just hope one day you dont snap because of all this

October 17, 2008 12:10 PM

Jasmin said:

I really am excited for the new season...I think I have worn out the DVD's from the previous seasons!! Spenny, I am glad that you have a chance to post your thoughts without Kenny interrupting every 2 words and starting a fight!

October 17, 2008 12:48 PM

Greg Ciortan said:

My wife and I watch your show faithfully, to the point where we tape it and make other people watch it (plus, we watch or fave episodes repeatedly). Honestly, we do find Kenny hilarious, but we always ALWAYS root for you! Your show is amazing, and is easily one of - if not THE - best on television.
Thank you for sticking to your principles and your values.

October 17, 2008 4:45 PM

steve butler said:

sock it to him spenny! you are living proof that patience and virtue CAN win the day! can't wait to see it and please don't ever give up!

October 17, 2008 6:16 PM

Ian & Patricia Miller said:

Spencer, we respect that you use nothing but your own will and determination to conquer Kenny but as you did in who's the better cook, we think you should completely throw him off guard in a future competition (season 6?) and cheat the bejeezuz out of him again. That'll learn him! Anyway, keep up the good work and am looking forward to season 5.

October 17, 2008 7:40 PM

kaitie roth said:

hey spenny, i like you. you're pretty cool, but you're kind of a weiner.
i mean, you totally are the good guy. COMPLETELY. i totally respect you for it. beat kenny at his own game. cheat. and please, PLEASE don't admit to it 2 minutes after you've won (produce more semen... lol)

kaitie

October 17, 2008 10:02 PM

Yaz said:

Spenny, you're a nice guy and all, but I can't help but root for Kenny. The fact is, he knows exactly how you think and how to annoy you, which makes for some great TV. Looking forward for season 5!

October 17, 2008 10:07 PM

Nemanja Antunovic said:

Kenny vs Spenny is a great show, hands down, very original, entertaining and funny, i love how kenny is very evil and annoying and spenny is the good guy that gets beat most of the time, by delivering a good message, but that's what makes the show unique. I am from Serbia and i have shown this show to all my Serbian friends and they love it, it really is a show that any kind of ethnicity can enjoy. I am sad that u guys are not in Toronto anymore i live only few blocks away from you guys

October 18, 2008 1:24 AM

james said:

i like spenny i think that cenny is a ass hole i love the show it is grate

October 18, 2008 10:52 AM

anthonycosta said:

i cant wait until the new season airs i watched all 4 season i think that kenny vs spenny is one the most entertaining shows ive watched in long time. the fact that kenny cheats all time is'nt fair but it makes for good tv i hope to watch anthor great season and i hope you guys make more season.Dont worry spenny ull have ur revenge.

October 18, 2008 4:48 PM

Dylan said:

Kenny Vs Spenny is such a good show. Though Kenny does cheat, look at it like this: he knows how to entertain you. if Kenny played fair like Spenny, their wouldnt be a show. Just competitions involving little brain power, and all fair play. Although, if Spenny also cheated, then the show would become pointless it would be "Evil Vs Evil"

October 19, 2008 12:56 AM

Zach said:

Spenny for life!

October 19, 2008 10:54 AM

Hannes from Sweden said:

Go spenny i've been waiting too long for this season to air. By the way what do you think about "testees" ?

October 19, 2008 11:52 AM

Tom said:

Spenny,

I applaud you for standing up for yourself the way you have over the previous seasons. Without you, the show would be nothing, much in the same way that without Kenny, the show would be nothing.

I have never laughed harder in my life, and quite honestly, you and Kenny have, in my opinion, an equal share of the laughter.

Don't get too down about what other people say or think. That's just the way society is. I hope you keep being yourself, and being honest throughout season 5.

Good luck, sir.

Tom

October 19, 2008 1:26 PM

Terry said:

Funniest Show on TV Boys....Thanks for making another season.

October 19, 2008 1:38 PM

Benson said:

Spenny you are right that kenny doesn't desiver to be delcared the win for most of the compitions that he clains to win and that he should do a humiliation instead of you. You are a great example that doing the right thing and taking the high road is the better way in life. just whatching you on T.V. and listing to what you say change my life. Your biggest fan Benson

October 19, 2008 8:35 PM

Taylor Freeman said:

I fuckin love you guys. Don't ever change. I'm down with Kenny, but you should start fucking him around Mr. Rice.

October 19, 2008 10:33 PM

Kevin said:

Spenny, I respect what you are doing so much and I hope you never stop. Although at times you may think you are not getting you message across, I totally get and take to heart everything you try to do. I also do not believe what Kenny says about you, nor does anybody else i know who watches the show. It's just comedy, nobody believes it so don't take it seriously. You and Kenny are gods of Canadian television, Kennny vs. Spenny is the greatest show EVER!

October 19, 2008 11:22 PM

Dan said:

Spenny, I know you are all about morals and being the bigger man, but, for the love of God start cheating.

October 20, 2008 6:57 AM

milne said:

this show is brilliant on so many levels. some of my buddys try and convince me that its scripted but theres no way. these are 2 good fucking guys that know how to entertain people. even the unique ways that kenny cheats is some of the smartest shit. although i'll never understand how these guys are actually best friends off camera haha.. keep it up and fuck the haters.. ps i gotta give love to donny hes fucking hilarious too in his cameos

October 20, 2008 12:12 PM

Greenbean said:

Spenny you are LEGEND!!! lol

You have a dopey childs innocense which Kenny exploit but I can see that you really do care for each other and I think it's rather good entertainment aswell. It just seems to me that Kenny can be a little TOO nice at some points and gets into your personal space, anyway, you both are very good in your own rights.

October 20, 2008 1:38 PM

Ron Sho said:

I've been a faithful viewer and really respect your craft. The show is original, funny, and well produced. I'm a Kenny fan of course, but without you being his whipping boy the show would just not work. Godd luck this season.

October 20, 2008 3:10 PM

KENNY HOTZ said:

spencernolanritz is youtube acount spencer rice add me if you can and wondering wut kenny xbox live acount is

October 20, 2008 3:18 PM

Kitt Ehn said:

Goodness me, This should be fun to read.

Even though you are largely fail, Without you there would be no Kenny VS Spenny, It'd just be "The Kenny Show"..
Hey.. that actually doesn't sound that bad...

October 20, 2008 5:04 PM

Jesse said:

Jezz y doesnt spenny ever learn that kenny cheats y doesnt spenny cheat in his own way sohe can get back at kenny??? i think kenny is so funny everything thing he does i lol

October 20, 2008 5:41 PM

Coolidge said:

great show an im sure itll be a great blog.... im gonna roll one up tonight an laugh my ass off as always.. in saying that I CANT WAIT for the final episode cheers an beers

kenny owns! lol spenny owns too.... sometimes...

October 20, 2008 6:21 PM

Andrew said:

Spenny, I think anyone with a brain knows that Kenny is nothing without you there to pick on. Of course... some of your most hilarious moments are a product of Kenny being such an asshole. I don't like either of you more than the other, but you definitely get way too much shit. I know how the show works from an interview I heard with you a while ago.

Regardless, keep up the excellent work.

PS: Thanks for hitting on my girlfriend once on the subway. It made my day.

October 20, 2008 8:14 PM

Stevon said:

Hope showcase posts the new episode up after its premiered I hate to miss it on TV today :( and VCR is broke.

October 20, 2008 8:38 PM

BeeBo The Gay Clown said:

People, get real. This is scripted and produced. It's funny sometimes, but this past season 4 was "phoned in".

Let's hope season 5 is better.

And enough with the Botox, Spencer.

October 20, 2008 8:53 PM

Katie said:

Spenny I love the show! Can I suck your cock?

October 20, 2008 9:18 PM

Jacqueline said:

spencer nolan rice...do u have facebook? my friend heather and i are dying to party with you and kenny! we were hoping to see you at beerfest this summer. guess u weren't in town. anywho..take care xoxo.
PS...do u still have whitey the goat or did u return him to the farm???

October 20, 2008 9:57 PM

Sarah said:

Hey Spenny! Good luck this season!

October 20, 2008 11:20 PM

Tmak said:

spenny your a little bitch.. like come on. change up your fuckin style and chill for more then 10 seconds on the show, live a little fuck..

LOVEYOUKENNY!!

p.s keep doin what your doin

October 20, 2008 11:21 PM

shoop da whoop said:

IMA FIRING MA LAZOR!!!!!!!!!

October 20, 2008 11:50 PM

Cal said:

Just for the record Spenny,

If you're not smart enough to figure out Kenny's strategy and you do the humiliation... you lose.

Still love ya though.

October 21, 2008 12:55 AM

rickshinemyknob said:

who can hold a dump the longest was really funny
couldnt believe how much shit spenny can hold,your a champ.Spenny it look like you didnt even care after you got your adult diaper on. IT'S TO FUNNY keep it up

October 21, 2008 2:24 AM

Cal said:

Seen the episode.

Spenny, you should have won dude... you've shown that you know what's going on and are smarter than you were in previous seasons.

Please win some competitions dude, make me proud.

October 21, 2008 5:39 AM

LK said:

What a man-child!

October 21, 2008 6:59 AM

D Blond said:

Love the show! Been a fan since you guy's were on the last network. Just want to say you guy's are hilarious and keep on truckin'.

P.S.
Spenny, you have to get Kenny back from the LSD hits he gave you, please. It would be classic to see Kenny all messed up also.

October 22, 2008 3:43 AM

Anon said:

We are legion.

October 22, 2008 11:17 PM

Taylor said:

Good to hear you keep it in perspective. After seeing some interviews with you guys I was worried. Thats really reassuring, maybe people in the limelight can be honest and human and still make a difference.

October 24, 2008 1:54 PM

doucette said:

love the show spenny

October 24, 2008 6:59 PM

anthony said:

NEW SHOW TONIGHT CAN'T WAIT

October 27, 2008 4:13 PM

Erik C said:

Spenny,
I love the show and i usually do want you to win.Some times Kenny is a filthy scumbag and i feel bad about some of the things that have happened to you.This season has been more extreame and the playing level has been steped up.You must prepare better,be smarter with your stratigies. I have no sympathy,and have to to say good work Kenny!!!He couldn't of played the bone the most girls contest better!Sorry

October 27, 2008 9:38 PM

Shayne said:

Spenny loves trannies

October 27, 2008 11:27 PM

tyler said:

cant you foresee the things kenny does to you, hes obviously alot smarter, but i cant believe he hired a trannie. thats pretty harsh...it was probably matt and treys doing....awesome show though and without you it would suck asshole

October 28, 2008 12:34 AM

Benson said:

Spenny I think that you should have won that compition because the (women) you where spending time with wants to be a women and was brought to your home as a women and kenny should have done the humiliation. Kenny shouldn't be able to get away with it if he does this in the future he should be throw out of the compition and should suffer a humiliation. Of course what i'm telling you know will not help you in season 5 because you already finished shoting it but good luck Spenny and I know that doing the right thing is hard sometimes but it takes a lot of will power to do it. Good luck in the compitions to come. Your biggest fan Benson.

p.s. if you read this look me up on facebook

October 28, 2008 12:38 AM

paul said:

Spenny, you should take your time with the ladies and not rush the foreplay. If you round second base too fast you may miss that THE GIRL HAS BALLS.

October 28, 2008 12:50 AM

chris said:

mannn spenny what happened to you on the bone more ladies episode. don't worry i don't think that many people saw you with the guy.....maybe only a few million.

October 28, 2008 1:46 AM

some chick said:

did you really get a bj from a tranny or was it fake on the latest episode?

October 28, 2008 2:46 AM

Kat Smith said:

Love ya, Spenny. Don't let that mongoloid get you down! ~_^

October 28, 2008 7:15 AM

jj said:

Spenny, holy shit, I feel for ya, had me fooled the whole episode!! Did you know it was a dude, and had no prob with it?? I think maybe ya that is how it went down.....
Hilarious nonetheless, and the Kenny sweater "comment" , too funny!!!

October 28, 2008 7:43 PM

kenith johl Hots said:

Fuck you Spenny

Love Kenny

October 28, 2008 8:58 PM

Cream Cheese, Texas, and Farts said:

Of course elements of the show are staged. This hasn't stopped me from enjoying four wonderful seasons of K vs S on dvd (along with new Season 5 episodes). There are many genuine comedic moments interspersed with the contrived situations and, frankly, the show is at its finest when these real dramas play themselves out.

Spenny's buying laxatives from Goldfield in Ep. 5.1 and the almost forced perspective camera work for simulated sex with Terah in Ep. 5.2 are manufactured moments to keep Spenny comedically naive and to build anticipation towards the humiliation payoff. Sometimes the setups are a little too obvious. Much preferred is an episode like "Who Can Blow the Biggest Fart?". This was an unadulterated competition that elevated K vs S's popularity into the stratosphere. Regardless, who the hell am I to question these two comedic maestros?

Kenny vs Spenny is a great show, continually pushing the envelope, and elevating toilet humor philosophy to cosmic levels of genius. I wish you both nothing but success (more so to Kenny, as a Spenny humiliation is priceless...sorry Spenny).

Judging by the opening credits, it appears that you've cut the Trey Parker/Matt Stone umbilical chord acquired in Season Four. You and Kenny both knew how to captain the K vs S ship from the onset, so it's great that you're back in creative control (with all due respect to the genius of South Park).

Keep up the temper tantrums, Spenny. They're hilarious! As a great super hero once realized, "It's not who you are underneath, it's what you do that defines you" (pretty sure I'm quoting Goldar on this one).

A final thumbs up to your camera and sound crew. Their reactions during competitions are priceless. Brendan rules.

October 30, 2008 6:53 PM

Chris said:

Spenny,

My wife feels so sorry for you about the tranny episode.
But how could you not tell? What about her voice.
Kenny is my hero.

November 1, 2008 8:35 PM

fartfong said:

Seriously you should learn to think like Kenny. When it comes to beating him you shouldn't try to always be the nice guy. You could have totally tricked him and won in the semen competition but since you tried to do the right thing you paid for it with an under-handed humiliation in which Kenny flung the crews semen at your face in a cup. Sometime's when you're dealing with a scumbag you can't be nice you have to think about only yourself. If anything you should be more paranoid and suspecting of Kenny's cheat tactics. Use his weak character against him, you know him better than anyone. Furthermore don't be predictable. As long as Kenny thinks he can predict your actions and psyche you will always fall into his traps. Also don't let him cheat, try to figure out his tactics during the competition. Lastly don't let him sense your weakness and don't answer his jokes and insults with serious responses.

November 2, 2008 2:01 AM

blahh said:

sorry guys the gorilla suit episode was funny as hell but as sad as it is to say it looked really scripted especially towards then end of the episode when spenny loses.

November 4, 2008 1:05 AM

zack said:

Spenny...you rock. buffalo loves you.

November 6, 2008 8:59 PM

Dan said:

man spenny honestly you should just start beating on kenny and do the same thing to him as he does to you just start cheating and calling him down cuz wen you do do something to him mean he always freaks and cant take so just be like him,and also just quit the whole trying to show "the kids the rite thing" it isnt gunna happen.

November 7, 2008 8:52 PM

Katerina said:

I love Kenny Hotz
IBS aowwareness?
like cummon buddy?
kenny's hilarious and you,
well are the opposite.
dont get me wrong you ad something to the show.
what kenny does makes the show, he is GOD
i freaking love him!!!

November 8, 2008 4:49 PM

Heather said:

Love your show!!!
You are soooooooo hot Spenny!!

November 8, 2008 6:06 PM

Gabriel said:

Spenny you are such a pussy man. i dont understand why u let Kenny do the stuff he dose to you. like letting u sleep with a tans and making u think its a girl even though that was so fucking funny it was also very sad at the same time. for you lol. im just saying that you should at least give him a shot in the arm from time to time just to keep him in check

November 9, 2008 2:16 AM

daveytwardy said:

Im halfway through the new show i think its live its the who can piss off the most ppl episode so far spennys kicking arse

November 11, 2008 12:11 AM

eddy machado said:

so so so funny you guys are the best thank you for all the laughs. all the showes are fuuny dont change nothing. I thought of a show who can eat the most chicken wings. Who is the best driver..hank you you funny fuckers

November 18, 2008 10:38 PM

Wolfish said:

Where's my money Spenny

December 2, 2008 12:39 AM

TdoubleU said:

Spenny! People don't like nice guys! I used to be one! You know what they say "nice guys finish last!", so start putting an edge on and get a little harsh. I think Kenny is entertaining, but he's much more sensitive then you! He just doesn't show it! He's using you as a pawn for his weaknesses! Without you, Kenny would be nothing! I've had lame ass friends like him. He is your energy DRAINER! The shit that comes out of his mouth about you is fucked. Your personal barriers are thin and you need to create a thick skin man.

Some of the things he's done to you would make me cut Kenny off entirely.

Kenny has you so figured out and your too damn gullible. Think out of the box! For god sake! . KARMA is a bitch and it will bite Kenny in the ass. Don't let him TIE you in to his misfortunes or mistakes, cause thats something hes good at with YOU in particular!

February 11, 2009 2:55 PM

Eric in Kentucky said:

Spenny, maybe try creating a secret alliance with Goldfield to defend good and defeat the evil Kenny. If all else fails you can always exploit your hot cousin again. She makes Kenny stupid. Keep the faith and you will prevail. Spenny rules!!!!!

February 23, 2009 10:25 AM

mat ottawa said:

ok so spenny read carefully what i say if you see this. clearly you need to beat kenny and beat him good. first off when he made you eat those fat guy pubes i couldnt look at the tv 5 seconds after you started eating i almost puked. so my point is YOU NEED TO MAKE HIM EAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!its clear that is what his humiliation should be when you do beat him(advice: dont listen to what he says an i understand that is impossible but just STICK TO YOUR GAME PLAN, DONT BELIEVE HIM). He talks shit so you make eat shit seriously im not F****** kidding!

June 28, 2009 2:11 AM

Erikah said:

I feel sorry for you and i'm going to some how help you (but i'm a bit of both of you guy's fans).  

December 29, 2009 9:53 PM