Welcome, welcome, how’s everybody feeling tonight?

Hope you’ve all recovered from last night’s 2-hour Stephen Harper beatdown!  Does that guy look like a stoned vampire, or is it just me!!?  I kid, I kid!  But seriously folks, does the guy sleep upside down like a bat?  No?  That’s funny, ‘cause all his policies are upside down!  Ayo!  But really, folks, you’ve been great.  Please tip your waitress – good night!

FACT ONE: The hilarious stand-up comedy routine above was satirical, with a number of exaggerations of the truth.  Was it the funniest thing you’ll hear this year?  Probably.  But was it a fact?  Eff no!  And that’s why it has no place in Friday Fact Blast IV.  You dig?

FACT TWO: Everybody wants to be Sarah Palin.  Whether it’s Tina Fey impersonating her, game designers immortalizing her, or porn directors trying to cast her, everybody wants a piece of this straight-talkin’ hockey-MILF.  I can’t decide if they should call the porn flick Vice Prostitute or Impalin’ Sarah.

FACT THREE: Rockstars should die young.  I was listening to Nirvana’s Nevermind on the way in this morning, wondering what Kurt would be up to if he was still around.  What does a groundbreaking artist do when he reaches his golden years?  When he finds himself no longer relevant to the scene that he helped create?  Probably just bow graciously out of the spotlight.  Probably.

FACT FOUR: While watching this at work shouldn’t technically make you uncomfortable, it will.  For sure:


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FACT FIVE: If there was any chance of you doing any more work today, click here and forget about it.  That should get you through to five.  Night shift?  Look back on Fact Blasts One, Two and Three, and remember all the good times we’ve had together while I’m young and spry.  Before you know it, I’ll be making butter commercials.

Happy weekend!
Reg