Hi Roller fans! I've got some great updates for you today...Last Saturday the Death Track Dolls won the bout against the Bay Street Bruisers, the first win for the team this season.

The next game happens on June 21st between T.O.'s all-start team CN Power against the Hammer City Roller Girls. Click here for more details.

For today I wanted to do a quick profile from my interview with jammer Slauder Lauder of the Smoke City Betties. Thanks to our slithering Alligator Boy for his ongoing fancy photos of the roller vixens.

What are some of the most common injuries?
A lot of injuries are knees and bruises galore. Me personally, I've bused my pinky finger, bruised my ribs and have scrapes.

Do you have a signature move?
I guess you could say my running start when I'm jamming. I used to do track in school so I have a similar start to a track runner.

Do you think Roller Derby whould be an Olympic sport?
Sure, what the hell! It would take some time to get in but it's a real sport so sure.

Do you have any pre-game rituals?
I have to wear these skull socks at every game. My roomate and I earlier today had to go through our laundry bins to find them.

Do you have a nemesis on any of the other teams?
Basically it's not one person but if I'm playing against you, I want you all to die!

Until next week humpsters!
The Contortionist