Happy Humpin Pornsters!

Hope you enjoyed last week’s Roller Derby league update. There’s another bout this Saturday night between the Death Track Dolls and the Bay Street Bruisers (first games for each team this season). If you want to check out the game live, click here for details. Now for some updates from the adult world at large!

The Fetish Files
Are you up to speed on the all the fetishes these days? If not, check out this running list of familiar and new ones to keep you updated. My fave is Dendrophilia, people who get aroused by trees!!! Thanks to Reggie the Vampire for this great tip.

High-Class Vibes
You  know what they say, if you have to ask the price of an ergonomic 18k gold plated rechargeable vibrator with clitoral stimulation and modern vibrations, you can’t afford it. I now introduce to you the $1,500 vibrator! A tip of the hat to Agent Burlesque for the goods on that one.

The Downside of Porn
I hate to be such a Debbie Downer, but in case you hadn’t heard about this there’s a recent internet porn star slash murder story relating to the death of one Zoey Zanes in the headlines. Check out the details here.

Back next week with more hot wheels action from this week’s game!

Until then, happy humpin!