Happy Friday one and all, smart and stupid, short and tall!

And why am I in such a playfully insulting mood today?  Oh, I don’t know, maybe because today’s the day that aliens are proven to be real.  This is it folks, no reported sightings or photoshopped trash can lids.  We’ve got hardcore, uncensored infrared alien action, and it’s being shown to the media today.

The video was shot by Stan Romanek of Denver, Colorado, and shows “an extraterrestrial's head popping up outside of a window at night, looking in the window.”  The alien is then described as, “four feet tall and can be seen blinking.”  Romanek is screening the footage today in support of Jeff Peckman’s proposed addition of an 18-member Extraterrestrial Affairs Commission to local government.  In other words, Denver is awesome.

Romanek has had over 100 reported alien “experiences,” so if anyone would know what they look like, I would think it would be him.  The footage has also been verified by Jerry Hofmann, a Colorado Film School instructor, who insists that the tape has not been doctored in any way.  And while the alien in the film could be some kind of puppet, Hoffman points out that such an elaborate animatronic puppet would cost in the neighbourhood of $50,000, and that “the guy lives on a freaking government pension.”

So all signs point to aliens being real.  And some dude in Denver has a grainy sex tape of them.  If that doesn’t get you excited, you may want to check your pulse.  Because it’s spelling out “you’re a lame-ass” in morse code.

Seacrest OUT!
Reggie