Last we saw Kenny Hotz he was making Al Qaeda outtake videos and feeding surgical tubing up his ass on Season Four of Kenny vs. Spenny.  This week I caught up with the venerable Mr. Hotz to find out what he’s up to, and if he misses Spenny since shooting finished.  He doesn’t seem to.

Oh, and get ready to be offended again.  If I keep this up, we’re going to have to change my name to Offensive Reggie the Foul-Mouthed Vampire.  Incorporated.

What’s the status of Kenny vs. Spenny Season Five?

Spencer is in Mimico Protections Facility for raping and molesting HIV-infected infants.  Again.  And the Chief Justice of Canada is so horrified by the charges against him, that we’re just hoping he will not be the first person to receive the death penalty through anal electrocution.  And then hopefully we can do the show.  The usual.

Are you feeling good about having KVS on in the US now?

It’s been sick.  But we apologize to Canada for being the diplomats of Canadian content.  But better us than Air Farce.  An American journalist had a great line, called us “barrels of crude imported from Canada.”  We weren’t really expecting that.

Do you have any show ideas for S5 that you can let us in on?

I’d like to do “Who do Black People Like More,” “Who’s the Better Muslim,” “First One to Touch the Ground Loses,” and “Who Can Act Retarded the Longest.”

Are any of these approved yet?

No.  Actually lose the touch the ground one and put in “Who Can Smoke More Pot.”  I like to get people excited. 

Any ideas that have been rejected?

Oh, God yeah.  Rejected was “Who Can Rape More Corpses,” cause Spencer was doing it anyway.  So I rejected that one.  And “Who Can Push More Safety Pins Into their Pecker.”