If you like Fridays, chances are you also like totally filthy RnB music.  The two go together like Britney Spears and vagina exposure.

I’m sorry for the joke above.  It was a test.  If it bothered you, you might want to tune out now.  Likewise, if you’re bothered by the f-word; the phrase “bitches ain’t shit”; or the suggestion that women smell their boyfriend’s penis to see if they’ve been cheating, this might not be for you.

Still here?  Good, cause it’s time for the first ever:

FILTHY RnB FRIDAY

Eamon – Fuck It:  This guy is fed up.  While the song title encourages one to fuck “it,” he elaborates within the song exactly what he thinks you should fuck.  These things include: What he said (it don’t mean shit now), the presents (might as well throw them out), all those kisses (they didn’t mean jack), and you, you ho (he doesn’t want you back).  Now listen, Eamon, I get that you’re upset, and you might be saying a few things you don’t mean, but fuck the presents?  Not cool.  If you don’t want the presents, give them to me.  But don’t go throwing out presents.  No wonder you got dumped.

Anna David – Fuck You/Dich/Dig:  If you’re a Danish pop singer, and you record a song called “Fuck You” that hits number one in Denmark, you’re pretty much obligated to record it in three different languages (English, German and Danish).  Anything else would be a real fuck you to the music fans of the world.

Ben Folds – Bitches Ain’t Shit: This classic showcases both Ben Folds’ versatility as a performer and Dr. Dre’s timeless songwriting ability.  Some might bristle at the coarse message of the track, but it’s important to remember that this song was written in a different era, when it was still unclear whether bitches were, in fact, shit.  Hindsight is 20/20 folks.  Don’t make it Dre’s fault.

Riskay – Smell Yo Dick:  Riskay really gets to the vulnerability of modern relationships when she earnestly requests to smell her boyfriend’s dick.  Her fear, of course, is that it will smell like another woman’s vagina, confirming her fears that he’s been cheating on her.  Is he cheating?  Is it her insecurity getting the best of her?  Why is he wearing a Snickers jacket?  Questions for our times.

Have a great weekend!  I’ll know if you don’t!  And I don’t like being disobeyed!
Reggie!