You know how people say, TGIF? Well TGI Hump Day because I too need a healthy supply of adult-themed news to keep me going from week to week. You know who else needs porn? How about Sue Johanson. She’ll have a lot of free hands on her time since the U.S. channel Oxygen just announced she’s ending her stint as hostess of the call-in TV show, "Talk Sex", after six years.

Let’s not forget that we Canadians had her first (we even gave her the Order of Canada). Sue prescribed her sex talk decades before her mouth went south to the female-friendly channel, so here’s to you Sue for telling it like it is! That safe sex is better than no sex and animal love doesn’t always have to be creepy (OK, I made that last bit up).

That’s almost it for me today, but before I go want to give you some insight into something really fun. We’re getting ready to announce as part of a new Hump Day series this summer. Here’s some hints to what it might possibly be about:

• Girls
• Wheels
• Potentially scantily clad outfits
• Hot dogs

Any guesses?

Happy Humpin!
The Contortionist