I love it when the porn community crosses paths with other mediums to widen its audience with new and clever plots and ideas. The old porn adage “Plumbing guy here to fix your pipes (cue lonely housewife anal pen)” gets tiresome, even for her. So when Goat Boy sent me a link for World of Whorecraft, a new porn series spun-off from the World of Warcraft online role-playing game, I came up with a great idea to introduce the clip!

I’m not much of a gamer, so I figured I'd conjure up my own avatar to help set the stage. Let’s make our own little porn role-playing-game with today’s blog as we prepare thyselves for thine video. You can play too! Here’s how it works:

Build Your Whorecraft Avatar:

First: Give yourself a Whorecraft name. Mine is: Princess Speculum, leader of the metal inserts.

Second: Choose your weapon. Mine is: Three foot speculum that dubs as a laser held in my handy spec holder that sits around my waist.

Third: What does your avatar look like? Mine: Like this.

Fourth: Give your avatar its own personality. Does it like long walks on the beach? Up to the elbow fun? Does it have a gag reflex?

Fifth: View clip of gamers reviewing Whorecraft.

Until next week my servant slaves!
Princess Speculum