Rise and shine! I’ve got a quickie for you today with some interesting adult news as of late PLUS an update about a huge porn star interview I’m doing this afternoon (I don't want to soil the surprise just yet, you’ll have to read until the end to find out who she is). Let’s skip the foreplay and get right to it:

Not Shannon's Tweed
Kiss member Gene Simmons has allegedly been caught in a sex tape with a spokesmodel Elsa for Frank’s Energy Drink that he’s been promoting.

Toshiba Gets Screwed
Sony’s Blu-ray Disc has beat out Toshiba’s HD DVD in the high-definition tech challenge - but us pervs are the real winners. As long as we get porn close-ups in HDTV complete with ingrown hairs and razor burns, the audience wins!

What’s New Pussycat?
The Hello Kitty vibrator is back! Let this cutesy massager, dressed in an adorable horse kigurumi outfit, itch your scratch. It comes with “helpful Japanese instructions” and is available in six colours.

A Hump Day Thought
This idea comes to us courtesy of Agent Burlesque from the slice.ca crew. So you’re surfing the web late one night, after watching the latest Damages show online with your friend Don Julio, and accidentally type 'hotmale' instead of 'hotmail' (experiment at your own risk). Whaaa! Hey, drinking and typing happens to the best of us. There are tons of URL misspells out there, my advice is to roll with it.

Introducing The New Vivid Girl!
In a few hours, I have the pleasure of interviewing the newest Vivid girl, Meggan Mallone, straight from L.A.! Check back next Wednesday to read the interview about this gorgeous new up-and-comer.