Talk about biting that hand that pleases you. We’ve heard that Jenna Jameson announced her retirement from the porn industry, or to quote her directly from this year’s AVN Awards, “I will never ever ever spread my legs again for this industry ever,” (cue succession of audience boos).  Come again?

Check out this excerpt from porn director Tristan Taormino who wrote in The Village Voice: “I happened to be sitting right behind Jay Grdina, Jenna's nearly ex-husband (their divorce is pending) and the CEO of Club Jenna, and a flood of people came over to pat him on the back and comfort him afterward. You would've thought someone had died.” Taormino likens Jameson to a hypocrite who turned her back on the very industry that propelled her to fame and fortune; ClubJenna.com, for example, was acquired for an undisclosed sum by Playboy Enterprises Inc. in 2006, only deepening her already stuffed pockets with more dough. You can read the full article here.

Yet despite her public claim to keep her pubes out of the limelight, Jameson continues to flirt with adult-related activities.

She’s cast in an upcoming comedy horror film called Zombie Strippers – going out on a limb I’m guessing she plays a zombie stripper. The titillating plot goes something like this: As a secret virus, capable of turning people into zombies, is released into a Nebraska strip club, the club strippers struggle whether to accept the trendy transformation. Sounds like she’s really trying to distance herself from the porn industry, no?

My next point has to do with a ruckus she made at her boyfriend’s birthday. Celebrity Apprentice contestant (oh yeah, and former Ultimate Fighting Championship light heavyweight champion) Tito Ortiz must have been bursting with fruit flavours when girlfriend Jenna popped out of a cake at his Las Vegas bash recently, joined by a gaggle of giggling strippers.

Finally, she was set to appear at the ‘Lingerie Bowl’, the pay-per-view alternative Super Bowl half-time show. The promoters failed to get a permit and missed the opportunity to scout new locations in time, benching the g-string gals from possible on-field girl-on-girl passes and quarterback sneaks (think wedgies) this year.

I’m not buying it. She’s gone from hard-core porn queen to a regular appearance fluffer? Sorry JJ, once you bareback, you never go back.