The porn news has come so quickly this week, I feel like I’ve been dodging money shots since Monday trying to keep on top of the latest. Here’s what’s been going down in pornville these days:

First off, the 25th annual AVN Awards came Saturday night and I wanted to give a shout-out to a few winners: Paul Thomas (Best Director for Layout), Debbie Does Dallas Again (Top Renting Title of the Year, you can catch the full episodes from the reality series here), Fucked on Site 2 (Best POV Release) and Jada Fire is Squirtwoman (Best Squirting Series). You can check out the full list of winners here (don’t forget to peek at the Best Oral categories – finally, there’s recognition for more than just one mouthy winner!).

Next we’ve got a product update courtesy of saucy slice.ca blogger, Agent Burlesque. What do you do with unused gym equipment and can these sloppy gym seconds benefit you sexually? That’s where she comes in:

"Given the opportunity to have a workout AND an orgasm at the same time, the ThighMaster Vibrator gave me pause. I’m not sure I’m willing to complicate the decadent pleasure that comes with lazily double clicking the mouse, for the trade off of burning 250 calories. However, if the workout were to show real results, I may reconsider, though aggressive squeezing resulting in misplaced dildos is a real concern. Perhaps I should give a shot, if only once.  It would satisfy my curiosity, if nothing else."

Next, what would a wet Wednesday be without a featured sex video from the endearing “Everybody Hates Joey” Buttafuoco? Here’s a tame clip of his upcoming sex film that Red Light District has acquired the rights to distribute. So far, so bad. Terrible lighting, he looks old and creepy, like the sort of character that would brainwash a young mistress to shoot his wife or something. The prick’s flick was instantly added to my “must not see unless forced to watch at gunpoint” list this year. Leave porn to the pro’s old man!

Finally, I had the privilege of interviewing a porn star turned director earlier this week (any guesses?) that I’ll transcribe for next week.

Was it good for you?
Happy Humpin!