Talk about biting that hand that pleases you. We’ve heard that Jenna Jameson announced her retirement from the porn industry, or to quote her directly from this year’s AVN Awards, “I will never ever ever spread my legs again for this industry ever,” (cue

Read More »

Oh, Sly, you made it so easy to mock. Your attempt at aging gracefully and moving into more "serious" and "character driven" parts having failed miserably - really, who remembers Copland ? - and your last gasp attempts at staying at the top of the action

Read More »

A fine documentary is like a fine wine; it improves with age. Jonathan Nossiter's excellent 2004 documentary Mondovino is the perfect embodiment of this statement. Mondovino is a film about globalization and it's impacts on the art and business of creating

Read More »

Of all the ways you should handle a mid-life crisis, building a meth lab has to be pretty low on the list. But Walter White, recipient of a recent terminal cancer diagnosis, and caretaker of a painfully mundane existence, has clearly stopped giving a

Read More »

Guess who’s packed up and moved to London, England to pursue the next leg of their musical saga? B4-4, the Jewish boy trio who wowed us with their dose of sugary sweet pop music and irresponsible use of orange self tanner. Their biggest hit “ Get Down

Read More »

Last week I had the personal pleasure of interviewing Candida Royalle , the adult film star-turned porn pioneer accredited with producing the first wave of adult movies specifically for women. Royalle started Femme Productions in 1984 which helped release

Read More »

No doubt about it, when it comes to getting his fans all hot and bothered without ever actually telling them anything, LOST creator J.J. Abrams is the best there is. Seriously kids, this guy is a marketing GENIUS and arguably the best there is in the

Read More »

After gaming's arguably greatest-ever year, we've now hit the January doldrums. Everything of note either came out before Christmas or got pushed back towards spring. And yet, 'tis the season for hibernation. Whatever shall you do? Well, the irony of

Read More »

A week ago today, I dropped my cell phone on the subway tracks. Being far too old to engage in such shenanigans as hopping the tracks to get it, I hopped on the train and went home. MISTAKE! While I don’t advocate spending your time on subway tracks,

Read More »

Before I picked up Coheed and Cambria ’s fourth album, Good Apollo, I'm Burning Star IV, Volume Two: No World for Tomorrow (2007), I had no idea who the hell they were. In fact, when I looked at the hand drawn shirtless man’s back on the cover (presumably

Read More »

The porn news has come so quickly this week, I feel like I’ve been dodging money shots since Monday trying to keep on top of the latest. Here’s what’s been going down in pornville these days: First off, the 25th annual AVN Awards came Saturday night and

Read More »

It struck me recently that the best way to describe everybody’s favorite cinematic punching bag , Uwe Boll – the German schlockmeister behind Bloodrayne and other “classics” – is as an even cross of Ed Wood and George Lucas. The Wood comparison’s been

Read More »

The recently wrapped Consumer Electronics Show may be best know for introducing such products as CD players or, this year, the world’s biggest TV set . But it's also boasted a gaming component since 1975, when Atari launched the home console revolution

Read More »

These are trying times for TV fans. With all this talk of strikes and cancellations, the average viewer is tempted to haul their old set down to the pawn shop and say something all morose and melodramatic like: “I’ve had enough, Jacky. Give this to someone

Read More »

Season 6 filming began July 2 in Vancouver. Ilene Chaiken has said that the core cast, including Rose Rollins will be returning. Interviews from other actors themselves also indicate that Cybil Shepherd (Phyllis), Clementine Ford (Molly) and Marlee Matlin

Read More »

I thought I should follow up last week’s Top Tracks of 2007 with my most-hated song of 2007. Aside from Fergie’s disgusting plastic-surgeried hopped-up-on-meth pants-pissing appearance, her music is the sound it would make if I took the time to shit into

Read More »

Happy 2008 humpsters! We’re starting this year’s Hump Day segment off with a real bang for you hardcore QAF fans with a little announcement: Showcase.ca is streaming all the episodes from Season 1, 2 and 3! If you never watched the show, missed episodes

Read More »

What’s that? A critically hyped film that actually deserves the praise? Damn skippy. One of the leaders of the whole MTV set of film makers – and one of the very best ever when it comes to using music in film – Magnolia’s P.T. Anderson has gone and grown

Read More »

Last year, the gamer nation enjoyed what many declared the medium's greatest year yet. But while we hunker down and try to finish 2007’s pixelated riches--oh yes, Mass Effect , I will defeat you!--it’s time to look ahead at what's barreling down the freeway...

Read More »

Listen, I know what you’re going to say. You’re going to say, who am I to tell you what tracks from 2007 you should listen to? Answer: No one at all.

Read More »

Happy 2008! While you continue recovering from last year's hangover, here's some good news to perk you up. Season Five of The L Word airs on Showcase this January 17th at 10pm ET/PT! We'll be blogging each week after the day after each episode airs and

Read More »