As we stick a fork in ’07, the internets are afire with “best of” lists. Thing is, almost all the attention is going to the obvious (albeit totally deserving) picks like BioShock , Halo 3 , Rock Band , Super Mario Galaxy , Mass Effect and Portal . But

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The holidays are here again and with them come all the trappings of the Yuletide season. I look forward to office Christmas parties replete with seasonal fondling of sexy co-workers and over-consumption of festively free cocktails, both of which can be

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Frustratingly, yet somewhat fittingly, the Canadian release of hotly-anticipated new music game Rock Band has been akin to a tour--as giddy reports rolled in from afar, the wait for its arrival became interminable. Most companies want as wide a release

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Let’s just get right down to it, shall we? If you haven’t done your holiday shopping by now you’re pretty much screwed. Classy gifts like monogrammed ass paddles and custom dual-person butt plugs need to be ordered ahead of time. That’s where we come

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Yay! It’s me, Sword Swallower! Excitingly enough, every week from hereon in, I will be hitting you with a weekly dose of musicology ranging from CD reviews to tender music memories to sharp witticisms dissecting today’s popular tunes. How exhilarating

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People call Nicole Kidman “Granny-Freeze” because she’s had so much surgery and Botox that her face looks like a mask now. This nickname is a correct one, as Nicole Kidman looks like a stoned robot in her new smash hit The Golden Compass . I saw this

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Oh snap! Whatever you do, don’t get on Steven Hirschs’ bad side. He’s the Vivid co-chairman (and guy pictured left) that just filed a lawsuit Monday against an adult version of YouTube, called PornoTube, and its parent company Data Conversions Inc. alleging

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It was only a matter of time before Nintendo pulled a gun on us. After all, they popularized the whole videogame “light gun” craze with the NES Zapper, a classic Duck Hunt peripheral from back in the day that seemed--to wee me, anyway--to be possibly

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Try this out, blogolytes: Which movie would you rather see? A. Movie A is really super terrific! B. Movie B is a shit-ass-fucking good! Presto, you’re knocking back Milk Duds at a screening of Movie B , wondering how they sucked you into a film with such

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Guts and morning glories! It was just announced that Halo-8 Entertainment has secured “worldwide distribution rights to R-rated and unrated ‘mainstream’ versions of the horror-porn titles Re-Penetrator and The XXXorcist .” Even better, both films feature

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Over the past few days, the Internets erupted with rage when rumours hit that longtime Gamespot editorial director Jeff Gerstmann was given the heave-ho because of the “tone” of his critical takedown of Eidos’ Kane & Lynch: Dead Men . Not only had

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