OK, I admit this one might be a bit of a stretch, but I didn’t learn to dislocate my limbs at will for nothing!

Let’s start with this, a drag show performance entitled “A Gay In a Manger” taking place in Maine this Sunday that’s sponsored by All Boys Distribution (a gay video distributor in the U.S.). According to the write-up, it’s a “very professional show that has a lot of effort put into them.”

So this performance got me thinking, why not put together a gang of gaggling friends and start your own hardcore choir this season? It wouldn’t take much, maybe a castrati or two to hit those high notes, some matching hats and scarfs and song books. All that's left is kinky song ideas to keep you motivated - that's where the Sideshow comes in.

My Sideshow colleague, Reggie, and I were brainstorming some new takes on traditional holiday songs for you to add to your roster. We hope they keep you warmed up this holiday season! 

I’m Creaming of a White Christmas
Frosty the Blow Man
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Pain-deer (S&M remix)
All I Want for Christmas (is two girls, one cup)
Cockin’ Around the Christmas Tree
Little Hummer Boy
Sex Toys to the World
Jingle Balls
Blue (Balls) Christmas
Little Saint Nick (just turned 18)
Santa Claus is Cuming to Town
I’ll be Boned for Christmas
Cock Ring Wenceslas Locked Out
Twelve Gays of Christmas
Oh *** All Ye Faithful

Happy Humpin!