Baby, it’s getting cold outside. It’s hard to engage socially when it’s miserable outside and many singles just default to watching what’s left of pre-written prime time shows – but people still need their kicks. So what’s a hard-up employee working a high-paced career supposed to do? It’s obvious – bang your co-worker(s).

This top ten list of places to have sex in your office comes to us courtesy of Reggie the Vampire and it proposes great suggestions for workplace locations to have sex in/on. I think #10 (open-concept love) is probably the kinkiest, but personally if you’re having sex in the office or even thinking about it, there are many variables to consider before you show fellow employees who’s boss. Here's some handy tips to keep your annual bonus (and hormone drive) in check:

Keep it Clean
Cleanliness is next to porn star status. If you can’t make the time for a proper date with your workmate, the least you can do is wipe off last week’s stains from your desk. That’s just for starters, for tips to clean everything else you might be using (filing cabinet, photocopier, floor lamp) check out How to Clean Anything.

Organize Your Work Space
We’ve heard the excuse, “I didn’t mean to electrocute my co-worker; I was using the computer cords as tie-ups” far too often. Your love-making office space has to be neat and organized or you may accidentally staple when you didn’t mean to (unless you really did mean to). For you cleaning pro’s out there, here’s how Martha suggests you organize office spaces.

Are You The Mole?
You know this person well. The after-hours office watch that could easily spill your secret to a plethora of upper brass with a curious ear. But there are ways to avoid being caught: make the mole your banging partner or do the mole’s boss and up the office ante.

Watch Your Overtime
Just like any well-deserved job, you have to monitor your overtime hours and make sure you’re covering your bases (time to eat, sleep and work) too. Consider booking meetings with your office love-in so you can prepare for your work tomfoolery and manage your time somewhat.

So here's to whatever you're doing with your office space!