Even the toughest of doms appear tame compared to the primal instincts and physical attributes evident in the wild animal kingdom these days. Would you awaken a mating lion before its happy ending is complete? Me three.

So I wanted to share a couple links to highlight some recent headlines and showcase what's been going down with certain creatures of our planet.

This first clip is like animal foreplay. It's cute, cuddly and involves two red panda bears French kissing caught on camera. We're not sure if the one panda bought the other panda a romantic dinner beforehand, but even if they were too cheap to bother it looks like the courting paid off. OK, here's where science gets fun.

If you click on the video from October 27th here, you'll learn how "zookeepers in Australia became the first to study how the male spiny anteater (echidna) ejaculates". What's surprising is that the anteaters have a four-headed penis! That's two better than this guy. Could you guys imagine the possibilities of having male organs in the plurals? You could spew your beetle juice as the sole dude in an insect orgy without fear of competition. 

Perhaps the only thing you'd have to worry about are the free willies in the ocean. Simply stated, the blue whale is so big it doesn't need multiple organs because it has the largest penis on the planet (the biggest penis on record came in at 2.4 m (8 ft) long). So humans, don't feel defeated, just think what you can learn from other species in the bedrooms of the natural world.

Happy Hump Day you beastly animals you!