What do Devo and The Desperate Housewives have in common? Not much. But if these horny housewives got their freak on a little more, the band's snapping song might connect these desperado's by whips alone.

(Spoiler Alert - I'm going to be talking about dom stuff, so if you're more of a masochist, you may want to skip this part and forgo me ruining your master's weekend plans of using your mouth as an ashtray.)

So what's in this book you ask? Ask no questions unless you're spoken to! (Just joking my little slaves). It's a step-by-step guide to transitioning into the dom life in your very own home! It outlines common bdsm terms and distinctions (dominant/submissive and other sub-types) and includes an easy-to-answer quiz to determine your best fit. Here's a sample question:

While getting a rectal exam, you:
a) get really disgusted.
b) wonder if you will ever be able to get aroused again.
c) moan, as usual.
d) back into the finger.

Get the point? The book covers looking the part (leather, gloves, corsets and even hair trimming techniques), wrapping your whip correctly, bondage 101, trussing, dungeon decorum and there isn't much this book leaves out. Well there's one. Whip sold separately.

Thanks to this book, next time you and your consensual adult partner(s) play master and servant, you'll know what the heck you're doing. If you'd like a copy of your very own, you can pick one up here.