TIFF is so good, it will wash your life.  It’ll singe your chest hairs.  It’s like happiness paying for your dinner, and not expecting you to put out.

From September 6 – 15, the Toronto International Film Festival rolls up on this godforsaken town and brings with it a gaggle of up-and-coming talent, from breakout star George Clooney of Facts of Life fame, to indie heartthrob Bradley Pitt (Cool World).

Other salacious supercelebs on hand for this hobnobathon include Jennifer Connelly, Jennifer Garner, and Jennifer Jason Leigh.  This town will be so saturated with superstarlets they might have to call the fire department because the downtown core will be hotter than the core of the earth!  Nee-naw-nee-naw!  That’s a lotta degrees!

And if that’s not enough loin-limbering payload for you, this sick bastard’s also going to block-punch your face with 349 of the best films in the known universe.  The Sideshow will be swarming this thing like a hungry bee with a massive pollen-boner, bringing you daily updates, film reviews, interviews and inside scoops from the Festival.

Coverage starts next Friday, and in the meantime, you can whet your appetite with the complete list of films from the TIFF site here.

Have a shred-fest of a long weekend,
Reginald.