Happiest of Thursdays to you Sideshow friends! You know what, call me crazy, but I think Thursdays are pretty sweet.

Sure, The Contortionist has a lock-down on the very sought after hump day slot, but when you’re that flexible and sashay around in a tight-ass leotard you pretty much get whatever you want ’round these parts. And, Reggie’s such an egomaniac, he takes whichever day he wants (I swear I’m going to take a stake to that bitch sooner or later). Ahem, anywho, I do believe I’ve unofficially claimed Thursdays for myself. And, what better way to inaugurate this event than with a sampling of some of the pressing pop culture questions meandering through my noggin today:

1. If Michael Vick comes back as a dog, is that considered karma or just plain irony?

2. Is this a sign of the apocalypse?

3. Did Die Hard 4 really happen or did I just dream that yippee-ki-yay mother f**ker up?

4. How come I'm so fly?

5. If celebs need this much re-touching, shouldn’t they just find someone to touch them right the first time?

6. Where all my Unix homies at?!

7. If George Michael is super bad, does that mean Wham! was super duper bad?

8. Where’s the beef?

9. Since Drew Carey has a thing for strippers, doesn’t that give a whole new meaning to The Price is Right?

10. This isn’t kosher, is it?

11. Is this girl perpetuating the dumb blond stereotype or the dumb American Stereotype?

12. Whatever happened to the Snapple lady?