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Hump Day: Humpin' Doggie-Style

Wednesday, July 25, 2007 11:29 AM

HotdollDoes your dog hump your leg at the most inconvenient times? Do the neighbourhood kids run away in fear at the sight of your horny canine? And are you looking for an alternative to spay or neutering your dog that’s effective and fun for the family to watch?

There’s a new product on the market that’s perfect for your pervert pooch! Introducing Hotdoll, the sex doll for dogs—you buy it, your dog humps it. Brought to you by FeelAddicted, It’s being marketed as a natural alternative to control Sparky's sexual impulses.

Hotdoll Features:
* Two sizes for little dogs and big ones (or little dogs with big ones);
* Designed so your dog’s paws can latch around the doll’s hips, doggie-style;
* Contrasting colours make it easy for your dog to distinguish (buy two, and your pooch has an instant three-some);
* The body is made of a plastic structure covered with a 1 cm technogel skin that’s soft enough for foreplay (ass sniffing, tail whips and roll overs);
* The orange rubber parts helps grip the doll to the floor to allow for high-voltage humping.

Care Instructions: The pink hole (or flower region as I like to call it) needs to be washed regularly.

For more info on this gadget, click here.
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