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HUMP DAY: 1001 MEN IN A DAYE

Wednesday, April 25, 2007 11:18 AM

Totally Tabitha, Erin DayeHouston, eat your heart out. Your small time 500-man gang-bang record is about to be demolished!

On May 17th, Erin Daye (pictured right with arm tattoos) will attempt to double that feat and then some, attempting to have sex with 1001 men in one sitting. Joining her is Totally Tabitha pictured left (Milf Does a Boner Good), who will bow out gracefully from the world record title by only doing 1000 guys, leaving the title to Daye if victorious.

The event takes place in Columbus, Ohio at the Princeton Club and for those interested in participating, contact Kyle at webmaster@erindaye.com. The movie documenting the event is slated for Fall release.

For additional commentary on the upcoming event, we're tag-teaming with Sideshow’s gang-bang expert, Reggie the Vampire.

Thanks Contortionist.  What is a gang-bang, you ask?  Does it involve love?  The answer to both questions is a resounding ‘yes.’  But a gang-bang isn’t only about love.  Gang-bangs, much like marriage, require patience, hard work, and 30 to 40 litres of lube to be successful.  Before you go emailing Kyle to get in the back of the line, here’s a few things to remember when participating in your first gang-bang:

1.    Pack a lunch.  This thing’s scheduled to go as long as fifteen hours.  You don’t want to be getting hungry right when you get ‘up to bat’, and not be able to ‘slam your balls’ into the ‘upper deck’.  I suggest a well-rounded meal of a hot-fish sandwich, bananas, fresh clams and several jumbo wieners slathered in mayonnaise.

2.    Think of something nice to say.  She’s going to be slamming a thousand dudes today, dude.  If you want to stand out you’ve got to bring some fresh game to the table.  Try something like, “the sun glistening off your golden locks reminds me of the late summer sunset in Sicily.”  Then have 30 seconds of sex with her and get out of the way.

3.    Stay loose.  Gang-bangs can be stressful, and a little practical joke can do wonders to lighten the mood.  Some of my favourites are ‘mouthful of conditioner’ and ‘the secret carrot,’ but feel free to improvise.  After all, it is a gang-bang.

That should take care of you first-timers out there.  Be safe, and happy gang-banging to all!

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Comments

nik said:

i find this disgusting, especially the conditioner in mouth comment. don't  you people have any decency? gang bangs should be kept within the confines of privacy and good manners.

April 25, 2007 2:08 PM

cujo said:

I'm speechless.

April 25, 2007 2:11 PM

The Pugilist said:

Now that's what hump day blogging is all about.  

April 25, 2007 3:06 PM

JP said:

Would I expect anything less vulgar than this from you guys?? Not really. ;) Brilliant stuff guys!

April 25, 2007 3:07 PM

Mystery Guest said:

I wonder if they will make it through all 1001 contestants? And, are both of the lucky ladies having fresh male visitors, or will they share? If so, that might take away from the romance.

April 25, 2007 3:08 PM

Chaach Rocket said:

So is this gonna be on Friday nights on Showcase? If so i am NOT switching to high def, cause porno in high def just aint pretty.

April 25, 2007 6:30 PM

Gonzo said:

Dang! 1000 dudes in a day? How is that physically possible?

April 26, 2007 7:58 AM

kevin said:

klaudia figura is the current gang bang champion at 919.  just thought i should share.

April 26, 2007 9:20 AM

Shorty said:

Reggie, I’m curious - what type of education does one need in order to become an authoritative source on gang banging?  You seem to have first hand knowledge on the topic.

April 26, 2007 12:04 PM

Reggie The Vampire said:

Thanks for the question, Shorty.  I was actually a founding member of the Bang-Bang Gang, a fireworks appreciation collective in the early 80's.  Over the years, the focus of our weekly meetings shifted from roman candles to sweaty, loosely-organized sex-piles.  A minor name-change, and the rest is history...

April 26, 2007 12:16 PM

thegrumpydwarf said:

Gang Bangs used to be about sharing a special moment between you and a thousand of the closest people to where ever it is that yuo happen to be naked with a boner. Now its all about "records" and "profits" and "valtrex". I for one think this is a sad day in the history of forus coitus (a little latin for your mind!)

April 26, 2007 12:18 PM

nick smith said:

i would like to get gangbanged by 1001 men. not even to break a record... i just want to get banged. by men. specifically. lots of men with big, milk-making bananas.

April 26, 2007 2:07 PM

The Pugilist said:

Hey Nick, if you do... air it on blogTV.  i'm sure it'll be a hit.

April 26, 2007 2:42 PM

The Somnambulist said:

Will there be Gang Bang play-by-play ?

"Always a pleasure taking in some pro ball. Sick, wicked and nasty! Get out the umbrellas - it's raining treys!

Kaboom! Daye just ate some iron. Bam! Onions, onions and more onions. Break out the salami and cheese - this Ball Game is over! Final score 1001-1000. Free pizza, everyone."

April 26, 2007 3:02 PM

Reggie The Vampire said:

Leo, I gotta tell ya, my Gatorade X Factor has got to be the lube.  If they can't contain the lube and get it where they need it, it's going to be a long night.

April 26, 2007 3:30 PM

Mad Fan said:

So how did it go?  Any place online with an update?

May 4, 2007 3:11 PM

The Contortionist said:

Hi there Mad Fan...The event happens on May 17th so unfortunately no word on this stellar event just yet. But there is a new update on sideshow about one of the participants who dropped out to keep you going for now. Enjoy!

May 7, 2007 3:30 PM

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