I’m going to start off by discussing a newsworthy novel and end up rehashing facts of online auctions for vaginal surgery leftovers, in three paragraphs or less. You ready? Let’s do it.

Jenna Jameson wants to make a movie adaptation of her 2004 best-selling novel, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star (she's allegedly hand-picked Scarlett Johansson to play the lead). This book's wittiness continues to enlighten us even today; who knew “rupturing breast implants while face planting on stage” topped a stripper’s list of hazardous workplace injuries?

However, this site claims that talks for the film have been delayed because Jameson has failed to show up to meetings. She's apparently so unhappy with her vaginoplasty results that she hasn't gotten out of bed (so to speak).

If you recall, adult film star Houston (famed for the “Houston 500”) was a porn pioneer in this surgery category long before Jameson. In 1999, she filmed her labiaplasty surgery live with the help of Paris Hilton's "One Night in Paris" producer Kevin Blatt. She then sold the labia leftovers for a reported $10,000 (USD) at Eroticbid.com to the highest bidder, presenting the remains (enclosed in Lucite) to the winner at that year's Adult Entertainment Expo. Props to Reggie for the tidbit on the bits.

The book is available in most bookstores and for purchase online here.