Keeping in touch with the tradition of hump day, the Sideshow would like to provide a happy ending (or start) to your day for making it to mid-week by providing some well-deserved, hard-core, nobody-asks-any-questions porn news served up with a slap-happy dose of unadulterated erotica for your enjoyment.

We start off this rising love fest with a review of a popular humming product that gets you moving--literally. It's called the OhMiBod, and you'll be screaming to the big man once you connect this powerful seamless vibrator to your iPod--it jives along to the rhythm of your tunes. It's available for purchase online through Come As You Are (a sleeve for penetration use is sold separately).

Want more? You can download playlists (as tested by other maestro-palmettos) to accompany your one-person (or two, or three person) symphony to get you in the mood.

We've come up with a few choice tunes of our own, tell us what you think:
1. "Put it in Your Mouth" - Akinyele
2. "Closer (I Wanna Fuck You Like An Animal)" - Nine Inch Nails
3. "Get Me Off" - Peaches
4. "I Touch Myself" - The Divinyls
5. "Longview" - Green Day

To fluff up this hump day news, we're giving away one of these bad boy toys courtesy of OhMiBod. To win, be the fifth person to e-mail us the correct answer to the question below at this address: blog @ showcase.ca

When does the second season of Webdreams start on Showcase?

**Please note, this contest is now closed. Thanks to everyone who entered! The correct answer is: Webdreams Season II premiers April 6th.

Happy Endings!